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Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Blanket

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

I Like my Coffee Darker Than the Mines of Moria Blanket

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

You Are The Best Mum Blanket

Let your Mum know she's the best with this cute chrysanthemum pun! Perfect for mother's day, spring, or any other time you feel compelled to let your mom know your love for her is always in bloom!

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

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Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Suck My Balls Blanket

Suck My Balls Blanket

Happiness is big balls and a thick straw. Pillow features a smiling cup of strawberry bubble tea.

Everybody Sucks Blanket

Everybody Sucks Blanket

Everybody sucks. It's true. Don't worry about being a hater, you are just being honest. This is the funny hater design you've been looking for your whole life. Or whatever.

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't Be A Dick Blanket

Don't be an asshole, try to be a nice person and let this NSFW blanket be your guide. Show your love for floral arrangement and less love for socially awkward interactions with rude people.

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

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Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixated On My Current Obsession Blanket

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

You Make My Heart Purr Blanket

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

I Love My Aging Body Blanket

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

I Love My Hell Hound Blanket

Arf! Do you have a demon puppy at home? Show your love for your satanic lil doggo in this devilish dog design.

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

Suck Me Heart Lollipop Blanket

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

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