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Medusa Suck My Dick Greeting Cards

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I Love You So Mush Greeting Card

I Love You So Mush Greeting Card

My heart has mushroom to grow, and I hope that includes you! I adore you, you're such a fungi. let me love you some spore.

I'm Otterly Obsessed With You Greeting Card

I'm Otterly Obsessed With You Greeting Card

I'm otterly obsessed with you, valentine! You otter be mine! Won't you be my significant otter?

You're the Eggplant to my Peach Greeting Card

You're the Eggplant to my Peach Greeting Card

Oh my! Inspired by the suggestive emojis, show your beloved eggplant your adoration with this cute peach and eggplant design!

Dad, You Are My Father Greeting Card

Dad, You Are My Father Greeting Card

Share in fandom this Father's Day with this great gift for dad featuring the text "Dad, You Are My Father" to share the nerd love with this Dad gift! Perfect for gifts for Dad, a Fathers Day card, and Dad humor!

Kiss My Sasquatch Greeting Card

Kiss My Sasquatch Greeting Card

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Don't Look At Me Medusa Greeting Card

Don't Look At Me Medusa Greeting Card

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Merdusa (Mermaid Medusa) Greeting Card

Merdusa (Mermaid Medusa) Greeting Card

Turn people to stone with your siren song! This mythological, mystical, Merdusa design - featuring an illustration of an elegant mermaid and Medusa mashup.

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Greeting Card

Creepy Cute Tarots: The Empress Medusa Greeting Card

Your abundance of power toward freedom and liberation cannot be matched. Sit on your throne of self-expression and feminine energy with this, "The Empress" tarot as Medusa. Part of the Creepy Cute Tarot series.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

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I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Mother Sucker Greeting Card

Mother Sucker Greeting Card

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

I'll give you my heart, and you give me your lasagna. A fair trade for the power of a lazy chainsaw demon cat.

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart!

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