Best Selling Fat Bird Neck Gaiters

The borb's are here! these adorable fellas are here to beg for bird seed using their adorably round stature. Great for bird lovers!

The birds aren't real, they are drones and they work for the bourgeoisie. All Birds were replaced by drones by the government during the reagan era. The birds are spies, government spies. Do not trust or feed them drones. Show off your love for government conspiracy theories, reddit and memes with this funny political bird neck gaiter.

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Country birds, take me home! Get your tweet tweet on with these yeehaw birdies! Don't forget your cowboy hat!

Christmas Is Coming, the Goose is Getting Fat! Please put a penny in the old man's hat! The popular Christmas nursery rhyme "Christmas is Coming" calls out a goose for gaining the holiday pounds, but who doesn't gain a little chonk around the holidays?!?

I may be soft and squishy but I will fight you. Belive me, I'm deliciously dangerous! This peep will put you to sleep!

As the seasons start to get chilly, you might start to feel like a creature of the arctic. May as well complete your transformation from human to snow dweller with this adorable penguin face design!

There's not gobbles about it! This mask is an homage to the coolest bird in November. Whether you love giving thanks, or you just love turkeys - this design is sure to turn some gizzards.

You don't like succulents? Well then fucc-u-lents. Never speak to me or my plant son ever again.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's a Shiba Inu!!

Don't cut off the heads, it will only make things worse! the dreaded Honkdra, more terrible than a goose with the destruction capabilities of a dragon. Try to slay it, if you dare...

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Silly dodo's, you can't fly! But that doesn't mean I don't respect your attempts! We're all walker's here, but we can still soar to new heights if we try hard enough!

Once upon a midnight dreary, blah blah whatever. This weak and weary joker is such a downer, I'm outie.

Origami Crane Pattern. Show your love of the art of paper folding as well as your love of geometric animal patterns with this design.

Sorry, I'm just not feeling myself today. Kind of... rounder? I don't know if I ate something, or what... Just roll me back into bed, maybe I'll be normal tomorrow.

Behold, the majestic cubby tiger. Part chubby, part tiger. Bred for its skills in magic. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

Behold, the majestic cubby tiger. Part chubby, part tiger. Bred for its skills in magic. It's pretty much my favorite animal.

Emu-tionally unavailable? no, this emu is down with the sickness, listens to My Chemical Romances exclusively, shops Hot Topic chokers, and has the signature emo flow. This emu crossed out the "u", and will further be know only as "the emo-est bird of all birds," they say as their eyeliner runs down their cheek, tears in their eyes...

Hooty With a Booty! Give a hoot if you got the boot-y. Did you know owls can turn their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons? Might go 271 if the booty is worth the look back. This owl's a cutie with a booty that'll make your head spin!

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Look, it's hard to fly all day every day, okay? Sometimes you just need to crash---preferably into a pillow. Give your flappers a rest and just snooze for a while.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Cause mischief and do as you please with this sassy goose design!

Crying crow pattern. Show you're dark, mysterious and but also sad with this pattern featuring an illustration of a crying crow and white and gold branches.

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

Are you a huge nerd for cryptids? then these plump loch ness monsters pattern is here to make your day a little brighter! Share your love of the unknown with this mysterious design!

Did you get lost wandering the woods and got caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way! Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?