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Best Selling Fat Bird Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 80 Best Selling Fat Bird Greeting Cards and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Birds Animals Christmas Bird Memes Puns Fat Sassy Animal Puns Funny Birb Humor Jokes Anime Cats Chubby Goose Parody Chicken Food

The Fat Conductor Greeting Card

The Fat Conductor Greeting Card

The fat conductor laughed "You Are Wrong." Sport your favorite meme with this funny design.

Bird Illusion Greeting Card

Bird Illusion Greeting Card

It's a fact that birds aren't real! Whether you believe that they're robots controlled but the government or simply enjoy a good pun, they have been and simply will always be - an illusion.

Fat Goth Slut Greeting Card

Fat Goth Slut Greeting Card

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants Greeting Card

Ready Thy Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Chrismtas Turkey themed sweater.

What Kind Of Bird Is This? Greeting Card

What Kind Of Bird Is This? Greeting Card

What kind of bird is this? Show your love for anime memes with this illustration of a bespectacled hunk asking what kind of bird a butterfly is.

Eat Drink and Wear Fat Pants Greeting Card

Eat Drink and Wear Fat Pants Greeting Card

Eat drink and wear fat pants. It's the time of year to overindulge so get your holiday fat pants ready and prepare to do some food crimes.

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants Greeting Card

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants Greeting Card

Give Thanks And Ready Thine Fat Pants. Show that you're fat and sassy for the Holiday season with this fun Thanksgiving and Christmas Turkey themed sweater.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Greeting Card

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Tough Titty Greeting Card

Tough Titty Greeting Card

Show that you're a pun loving bird enthusiast with this cute design. This bird design features an illustration of a tufted titmouse and the phrase "Tough Titty.

Stay Coo Pigeon Greeting Card

Stay Coo Pigeon Greeting Card

This funny pigeon card reads, "Stay Coo" and pictures a city slickin' pigeon who is lookin coo and feelin' fine! This design is perfect for people who love puns, birds, and all around being cool! Show everyone your coolness with this funny bird card!

Owl Be Your Valentine! Greeting Card

Owl Be Your Valentine! Greeting Card

You're such a hoot, valentine! You and me, we're birds of a feather! Won't hoot be mine, darling?

You're My Lovebird Greeting Card

You're My Lovebird Greeting Card

Birds of a feather flock together! This cute design is perfect for your lovebird this Valentine's Day!

Is This A Pigeon? Greeting Card

Is This A Pigeon? Greeting Card

What kind of bird is this? Is this a pigeon? Show your love for anime memes with this illustration of a bespectacled hunk asking what kind of bird a butterfly is.

Crow Away Greeting Card

Crow Away Greeting Card

mess with the crow you get the caw's! If you don't crow away, there will be a probable caws for murder! Don't ruffle my feathers!

OH LAWD SHE COMIN' Bear Greeting Card

OH LAWD SHE COMIN' Bear Greeting Card

OH LAWD, HOLLY THE BEAR QUEEN'S A COMIN! Hide your salmon! She's gettin ready to hybernate, so she has to store as much chonk as she possibly can! All Hail The Bear Queen!

Tis The Season To Be Chonky Greeting Card

Tis The Season To Be Chonky Greeting Card

I mean, ANY season is a good time to be chunky.... but even more so in the winter! That extra chub is sure to keep you warm, obviously! Bring on the cookies!!

Happy Birb-day Greeting Card

Happy Birb-day Greeting Card

This cute little cockatiel is here to wish you a happy birb-day! Wish your loved one, friend or even your very own pet bird a happy birthday! With this cute and funny, tumblr worthy birb loving birthday greeting card!

Absolute Unit Greeting Card

Absolute Unit Greeting Card

Round! Chonky! ROTUND! ABSOLUTE UNIT!! This adorably chubby chicken isn't interested in getting into shape, unless that shape is round.

Flat F*** Christmas Greeting Card

Flat F*** Christmas Greeting Card

Why have a merry christmas when you can have a flat F*** christmas! Make sure to have a cute, chubby, flat holiday!

Eat Drink and Wear Stretch Pants Greeting Card

Eat Drink and Wear Stretch Pants Greeting Card

Eat drink and wear stretch pants. It's the time of year to overindulge so get your holiday fat pants ready and prepare to do some food crimes.

Bitter coffee Greeting Card

Bitter coffee Greeting Card

Show your a little bitter with this sassy coffee design. This design features an illustration of a pot of coffee flipping the bird and the phrase "Bitter Coffee.

Oh Lawd He Comin' Tiger Greeting Card

Oh Lawd He Comin' Tiger Greeting Card

Oh Lawd he comin'! This tiger is ready to roll. Show off your love of tigers and chonky animals with this adorable, "Oh Lawd He Comin'" round tiger design!

Caw Humbug Greeting Card

Caw Humbug Greeting Card

Tis the season... ughhh. Can I migrate, because i'd rather crow somewhere else. The only thing that can convince me to stay is free bird feed.

Empty Nester Greeting Card

Empty Nester Greeting Card

Show you're a parent of an empty nest with this funny, "Empty Nester" robin design! Perfect for gifts for parents, Mother's Day, Father's Day, family humor, bird jokes, and gifts for mom or dad!

I Paid $8 and All I Got Was This Lousy Checkmark Greeting Card

I Paid $8 and All I Got Was This Lousy Checkmark Greeting Card

Who knew free speech came at the cost of 8 dollars? Oh and impersonating others, lets not forget that. So... when are we all going back to tumblr??

Fighteth Me Shakespeare Greeting Card

Fighteth Me Shakespeare Greeting Card

Fighteth Me! Put up your dukes and prepare for fisticuffs with this sassy Shakespeare design. This design features an illustration of William Shakespeare flying the double bird and looking for a fight.

Spooky Birb Bat Greeting Card

Spooky Birb Bat Greeting Card

Spooky Birbs. Aren't bats just spooky birds? Show your love for the cutest creature of the night with this pro-Halloween, pro-Bat design.

My Three Favorite Americans Greeting Card

My Three Favorite Americans Greeting Card

I'd like to call on the power of my three favorite Americans: Ronald Reagan, Larry Bird, and Jesus Christ himself. Show your love for Liberty Belle with this funny quote design.

Holiday Plans Eat Bread and Desserts Greeting Card

Holiday Plans Eat Bread and Desserts Greeting Card

My holiday plans are to eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and sassy. Send off your holiday wishes and plans this year with this funny and festive, foodie holiday greeting card!

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