New Dad Ornaments

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

When the plants get as much love as kids would, you may be a plant parent! Whether you have spawn of your own and have very involved gardening hobbies, or you just love plants more than anything in the world, this design featuring a gardener hugging their potted plant is for you!

This Beautiful Garter Snake Among Lily Pads design is perfect for those nature and snake lovers out there. Artistic and serene, you can almost smell the lilies.

It's no secret that Kratos is a top tier Father and the #1 Dad in Asguard and the Greek Pantheon! Those who are fans of Kratos and the God of War series will enjoy this parody Design. god gow war video game game kratos nerdy atreus obey parody boy boy!

I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.

Bunny Ear cactus are argueably one of the cutest of the succulent family! they go great with some bear paw succulents. The best part is there's no need for carrots, just some sunshine and water!

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

I'm no fitness gym rat dad - working out isn't really in my schedule, fatherhood is hard enough! If your fitness routine involves changing diapers, or doing the local carpool, then this is for you!

Kratos is Daddy! Show off your pure unashamed thirst for this demi God Daddy design.

Which daddy is the one you dream of? It's gotta be that beefy, hairy, hunk of ginger bear daddy Brian? Show your love for gay games, daddies, bears and gingers with this cute and flirty, dream daddy, parody shirt!

Don't Interrupt My Cooking (I have anxiety). I'm trying not to snap, but my pasta is boiling over and I'm a perfectionist so please LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME CHEF.

Don't Talk To Me While I'm Cooking... please, my kitchen my rules! When I'm cheffing it up, I'm in my zone, so best not to bother the master.

I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone. The perfect design for lovers of all things holidays and cooking.

Watch out, this big bad koopa dad is ready to stomp on anyone who tries to stop him! But, ya know, some people like that. This Baddy Daddy design is perfect for those who are unashamed by their thirst for the Koopa King!

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Football! Do better than a jersey, show off your DILF swag at the next tailgate with this funny football dad design! football father football football dad fathers day gifts dad i'd like to F*** dilf dad jokes dad humor fathers day gifts dads day father day fathers day daddy dad damn i love football d i l f dilf jokes dilf d.i.l.f.

How are the vibes? Very daddy! Serve some mad daddy vibes with this funny and retro, daddy vibes shirt!

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly jokes.

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Are you a daddy? Are you also a merman! Well then, show off your magical daddy, merman vibes with this magical, merman , daddy shirt design!

Bring back the classic and groovy retro style with this hippie daddy design! Whether you're a dad or have 'daddy' energy, the vibes are all peace and love.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! hippie daddy don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Protect your brains and beware of the dawn of the Dad! Show off your love of zombies and dad jokes with this funny, "Dawn of the Dad" parody design with a zombie hand bursting from the ground.

Not a thought between those beady little eyes, clearly. Ferrets only know how to do one thing - be a ferret.

Look man, I've had a long day, I'm nervous, shaking, and UNHINGED! Don't try me, because this pup all bark and EXTRA bite!

Dew me up daddy! Show off your dewey, plant Dad status with this cheeky, gardening design!

Are you a bisexual daddy? Show off your sexy and queer vibes!

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Who wouldn't want their man rated D for Daddy? Show off that dad bod with this esrb rating inspired design... Or maybe you're a great dad, complete with dad jokes! Show the world you care for your kids!

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.