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New Dad Blankets

Browse our collection of 29 New Dads Blankets and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Chick Off The Old Bawk Blanket

Chick Off The Old Bawk Blanket

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

War Daddy Blanket

War Daddy Blanket

Kratos is Daddy! Show off your pure unashamed thirst for this demi God Daddy design.

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Thanksgiving) Blanket

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Thanksgiving) Blanket

I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone. The perfect design for lovers of all things holidays and cooking.

Baddy Daddy Blanket

Baddy Daddy Blanket

Watch out, this big bad koopa dad is ready to stomp on anyone who tries to stop him! But, ya know, some people like that. This Baddy Daddy design is perfect for those who are unashamed by their thirst for the Koopa King!

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Blanket

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Blanket

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly jokes.

Trash Dad Blanket

Trash Dad Blanket

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Magical Mer-Daddy Blanket

Magical Mer-Daddy Blanket

Are you a daddy? Are you also a merman! Well then, show off your magical daddy, merman vibes with this magical, merman , daddy shirt design!

World's Greatest Stepdad Piccolo Parody Blanket

World's Greatest Stepdad Piccolo Parody Blanket

World's Greatest Stepdad. Show your big green alien daddy some love this Father'd Day with this nerdy Piccolo inspired design.

Rad Dad Blanket

Rad Dad Blanket

The perfect shirt for that rad rocker dad.

Moth Daddy Blanket

Moth Daddy Blanket

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Mouse Plants Blanket

Mouse Plants Blanket

Who needs house plants when you can have mouse plants!? Water them, shower them with attention, give them a little cheese - you know, the normal plant stuff.

Plant Dad Parody Blanket

Plant Dad Parody Blanket

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing Blanket

D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing Blanket

Head out to the lake with your bait, living your best D.I.L.F. life with this funny, "D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing" fishing design! Perfect for dad gifts, fishing lovers, and catching some bass with your buds.

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Chaotic Dad Blanket

Chaotic Dad Blanket

Show off your nerdy, dad alignment with this funny, "Chaotic Dad" Dungeons and Dragons parody design. Perfect for dad gifts, Father's Day, nerdy dads, and busy dads who somehow find the time to play D&D!

Alplanta Blanket

Alplanta Blanket

Alpacas and plants together as one, just the way it was always meant to be. They require little water but LOTS of love! Alplanta's are ready to make friends with the nearest plant moms and dads.

Dads For Gay Space Socialism Blanket

Dads For Gay Space Socialism Blanket

Gear up dads, we're going to space! If this planet has you down this pro-space, pro-LGBTQ design is for you. This funny retro design features an illustration of a space shuttle and the phrase "Mom For Gay Space Socialism.

Tuxedo Dad Blanket

Tuxedo Dad Blanket

Dad to the rescue!! This design is great for those 90's dads out there who love Tuxedo Mask. Perfect for fathers day!

Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Being A Dad Blanket

Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Being A Dad Blanket

Dads can do everything! Or at least try everything! When your bike breaks and you need it to be almost fixed, Dad's there to get that wheel technically on again. And we love the spice rack that only sometimes dumps spices all over the floor!

Thicc Dad White Print Blanket

Thicc Dad White Print Blanket

Thicc dads are the best dads. Show off your love for your body positive thicc dad or just thicc dads in general, with this Father's day thicc dad shirt!

Thicc Dad White Print Blanket

Thicc Dad White Print Blanket

Thicc dads are the best dads. Show off your love for your body positive thicc dad or just thicc dads in general, with this Father's day thicc dad shirt!

I Am Your Fotter Blanket

I Am Your Fotter Blanket

I killed your Fotter...? No... I AM your fotter! Great for dads who love puns and star wars!

Dice Dad Blanket

Dice Dad Blanket

Roll a natural 20 in fatherhood with this Dungeons and Dragons-inspired, "Dice Dad" nerdy design! Perfect for loving DnD, role-playing, tabletop gaming, fantasy, and nerdy dads!

Someone Call A Vet Cuz This Cat Is SICK Blanket

Someone Call A Vet Cuz This Cat Is SICK Blanket

Someone call a vet, cuz this cat is SICK. Shred with this cool cat at the skate park and show off your love of cats, dad jokes, and skateboarding!

Nerdy Dads Build Character Blanket

Nerdy Dads Build Character Blanket

It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!

Stay At Home Plant Dad Blanket

Stay At Home Plant Dad Blanket

I'm a proud father of succulents, buds, bulbs, flowers, aloe plants, shrubs and many more wonderful plant children! Show your love for these cute little succulent plants and look like a proud plant parent with this cute and funny, plant blanket / home decor!

Pixel Gamer Dad Pattern Blanket

Pixel Gamer Dad Pattern Blanket

Show your nerdy, gamer Dad how much you love him this Father's Day. By gifting this cute and fun, pixelated father's day, dad, gaming, nerdy pattern blanket, home decor.

Don't Talk to My Demon Cat Son Blanket

Don't Talk to My Demon Cat Son Blanket

You need to paws what you're doing right meow. Don't talk to me or my sweet baby demonic cat boy ever again, He is my prized possession (cause ya know, a demon is inside of him).

Thranduil is a DILF Blanket Blanket

Thranduil is a DILF Blanket Blanket

Is it just me or is Legolas' dad a babe? Show your favorite Wood-elf some love with this design featuring an illustrated portrait of Thranduil with the acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***" dancing around his glorious head.

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Is it just me or is Legolas' dad a babe? Show your favorite Wood-elf some love with this design featuring an illustrated portrait of Thranduil with the acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***" dancing around his glorious head.

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