Women Want Me Aliens Notebooks

The truth is out there. Keep dreaming and question everything with this old school tattoo design inspired by an iconic 90s poster.

I don't want a lot this Christmas. I only wish to be lifted from this realm and to celebrate the holidays with little green martians.

Beam me up daddy! Take me now space daddy! Show off your love for science fiction soap operas and nerdy alien tv shows with this funny "Beam Me Up Daddy" design.

Show off your love of aliens with this 90s pattern inspired, outer space lover's, space enthusiast's, introvert humor shirt! Now let those needy humans know you need your space!

If science fiction has taught me anything, it's that space is full of celestial hotties in implausibly suggestive space suits.

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

You don't believe in yourself? Well, that's too bad, because Santa Alien believes in YOU. Show yourself the self worth you deserve and spread some holiday cheer with this funny intergalactic Santa design!

The truth is out there! Like, WAY out there- Not that I would know from first-hand experience or anything. Walk this weird planet as the space visitor you are with this cute pastel alien design!

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

You have drawn the Visitor tarot card. Often when people ask what comes after The World card, they say the tarot cycle starts over. While this may be true sometimes, there is something beyond The World, and it can seem terrifying. Fear not. This stranger comes in peace and offers a better way of life. This card is often interpreted as other-wordly intervention, escapism, and peace among the stars. Flipped, this card is sometimes interpreted as existential crisis, unearthly horror, and heavenly mystery. tarot tarot reading magic witch witchcraft spells mythical mystical occult fortune telling fortune teller fortuneteller alien extra terrestrial ufo space galaxy the stranger the alien et e.t.