Vintage Designs Puns Hooded Sweatshirts

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I Didn't choose the pug life it chose me. Rock this amazing vintage pug life shirt and look like a gangster pet lover.

Are you introverted and maybe a bit of a homebody? Proclaim your anti-social ways with pride in our "Anti-Social Butterfly" t-shirt design. Featuring a beautiful butterfly graphic with bold text that reads "Anti-Social", this shirt is perfect for those who cherish their alone time and aren't necessarily a fan of big social gatherings. Whether you're an introvert, a shy person who prefers quiet corners or simply someone who values their own company, this shirt is perfect for you. Don't let anyone judge you for your anti-social tendencies own it with this fun and witty design. With a comfortable fit and a message that's sure to turn heads, the "Anti-Social Butterfly" t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that you're not afraid to be different. Get yours today!

Please blow me... hard. Otherwise I won't be able to work so you can play with me.

If there's any craft that most people can master, it would be the art of bitchcraft.

A lot of people may not believe that aliens exist. But as long as you believe in yourself, they're definitely out there somewhere. Let that sink in.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

This owl is never gonna let you down, nor will it run around and desert you. Trust that this Valentine's Day, lover boy is here to stay and won't leave your side.

They say you'll miss 100% chance of getting anything if you don't shoot your shot. So just do it. Don't miss out.

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Introducing our newest addition to the collection - the VHS and Kill t-shirt! This one-of-a-kind tee is perfect for horror movie fanatics, vintage technology enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good pun. The classic design features a retro VHS tape and a menacing knife, sure to turn heads and strike up conversation. But beware - wearing this shirt might just attract the attention of the mysterious and murderous Sadako herself. So if you're looking for a unique and edgy piece to add to your wardrobe, look no further than VHS and Kill. Just remember to keep your distance from any eerie ghost girls who may happen to cross your path. Grab yours today and show off your love for all things creepy and cool.

I'm not kidding! You can do it! You've Goat this! Motivate the people around you with this adorably punny goat design!

Blow away your stress with this hilarious and cheeky Blow Me Dandelion tee. Whether you're feeling sassy, wanting some alone time or just in a petty mood, this design will let everyone know exactly how you feel. No need for words, let the dandelion do the talking and tell others to leave you be. Perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor and attitude to their wardrobe, this tee is a must-have for any occasion. From casual outings to parties, this quirky and playful design will turn heads and make a statement. So, let the world know you mean business with this Blow Me Dandelion tee. With its eye-catching design and witty message, you'll be sure to blow everyone away!

Gather your coven and witchy crew with this funny, "Sup Witches" witchy design with the phases of the moon and some red roses. Perfect for casting spells and making witch friends!

This kitty is showing off how squishy, cute, soft, and adorable their beans are! Their confidence is practically STORED in those paws! Show off your big bean energy with this adorable design!

Show off your radical trashy self with this funny, "Ratical" rat design. Perfect for being trashy, rad, animal puns, skateboarding, rodents, and rat lovers!

Whoever said that puns are the lowest form of humor, has clearly not seen this t-shirt. If you love a good laugh and aren't afraid to show off your quirky personality, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Imagine the double-takes you'll get from strangers when they read the bold words emblazoned across your chest. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. This tee is not an admission of guilt for any sinister plans you may have cooked up. It's simply a playful nod to the fact that sometimes, our attempts at humor can fall a little flat. So go ahead, wear this t-shirt and let your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun-fueled mastermind shine. Who knows? Maybe you'll even make a new friend or two.

Celebrate your luck with this, "St. Paddy Daddy" St. Patrick's Day pun design! Perfect for a St. Paddy's Day party, drinking, and having the luck of the Irish!

Irish I had more cats to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with. Show off your love of cat puns and Irish holidays with this, "Happy St. Purrtrick's Day" celtic cat design! Perfect for celebrating St. Paddy's day, drinking, and cat humor!

Indulge in some sweet treats with our "Baked Goods" t-shirt. Whether you're an actual baker or just enjoy some herbal relaxation, this tee is for you. With a playful reference to the culinary arts and a nod to a certain green plant, this design is perfect for those who enjoy the finer things in life. The stacked arrangement of baked goods adds a touch of whimsy to the overall look, while the phrase "baker's dozen" will bring a smile to the faces of those who appreciate a good pun. The perfect conversation starter at your next party, this t-shirt is sure to be a hit. So, grab yourself a dozen (or two!) and embrace the relaxed, joyous vibe this shirt embodies. Trust us, it's worth it.

Get ready to enchant the world with your Bihexual Witch tee - the perfect way to show everyone that you're proud to be part of the LGBTQ+ and occult communities. This tee features bold and vibrant designs, inspired by the Bisexual Pride Flag, celebrating your unapologetic bisexuality. Combining iconic witchy imagery with the power of your love, this shirt is sure to get you noticed. Whether you're casting spells or just going about your day, this shirt is perfect for any occasion. You'll love the comfortable fit and stylish look of this tee - perfect for wearing to rallies, parties, or even just lounging around at home. Show the world your true colors and join the proud Bihexual Witch movement today!

Show your love of mythology and puns with this funny Artemis inspired design. This design features an illustration of Artemis and the phrase "Arte-miss me with that non-sense.

Show your love of mythology and puns with this funny Artemis inspired design. This design features an illustration of Artemis and the phrase "Arte-miss me with that non-sense.