Take Away Introvert Coffee Mugs

I'm ready to go anytime! Show that you'd rather be abducted by aliens than stay here with this, "Take Me Away" UFO alien design! Perfect for loving aliens, space, UFOs, needing space, feeling sassy and leaving!

Show off your introverted self with this shy, antisocial, alien believer's, outer space coffee mug! Let the universe know you are a shy alien and you just want to LEAVE!

You're the prince of demons in and you're not taking anyone's shit. Tell people to leave you alone with this, "Demogor-GO AWAY" demogorgon Dungeons and Dragons parody design! Perfect for being sassy, nerdy, and chaotic evil.

Stay back, I'm warning you! Show the world to "Stay Away Or I'll Spray" with this funny skunk design! Perfect for being sassy, left alone, and funny animal humor!

Show off your funny side with this tumblr humor, millennial problems, antisocial, anti-responsibility, dating profile humor coffee mug! Let the world know that your hobbies include long walks...away from everyone!

Show off your sassy side with this hilariously over it, can't even, leave me alone coffee mug! Let the world know to just back off with this sassy design!

Citizen! I WANT *YOU*-.... to stay 6 feet the hell away from me, okay? Exercise your individual responsibility to flatten the curve with this funny Uncle Sam parody that encourages social distancing around you! There's nothing more patriotic than voluntarily participating in kind actions and behaviors informed by individual accountability for the livelihood of others.

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Grab this mug and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Show off your love of cats and eating with this seriously cute and sassy, cat lover's, junk food inspired, introvert humor coffee mug! Let the world know you just want to be fed and then immediately left alone!

Show off your love of reading with this funny, book lover's, introverted humor, bookworm pride coffee mug! Stay nerdy, keep that nose in that book, and ignore your social responsibilities!

Life is hard enough being healthy as it is, and with doctors telling you to do fitter different things when it comes to eating healthy it almost seems easier to ignore them. So what better way to get rid of the old saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" than throwing Apples at people to tell them to leave you alone. Carry a bag of apples at the store, bar, or anywhere else along with this mug to keep people away.

Show off your funny side with this tumblr humor, millennial problems, antisocial, anti-responsibility, dating profile humor coffee mug! Forget your problems and walk far, far away from them!

Introducing the latest addition to your petty wardrobe, the Blow Me Dandelion mug! With this sassy and hilarious design, you'll have the perfect way to tell the annoying people in your life to buzz off. Featuring a colorful and lifelike dandelion alongside the famous "Blow Me" phrase, you can show off your sarcastic side to the world. Whether you're enjoying your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or nighttime hot cocoa, this mug will be sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel empowered. It's the ultimate gift for any friend who needs a little extra oomph in standing up for themselves or just loves to add some snarky humor to their life. So go ahead, embrace your sass and let this Blow Me Dandelion mug speak for you!

Keep your disssstance and hiss off! Say stay away with this sassy snake pun design featuring a cobra snake saying Hiss Off.

will you CHEESE leave me alone? I'm feelin' crusty today, and don't have time for your saucy attitude. let people know they should keep their distance with this funny calzone pun!

Hey, we don't want you here! Keep people away from the aliens in Area 51 with this funny, "Leave Us Alone" sassy alien design. Great for alien humor, space lovers, and leaving the aliens alone!

Why don't you make like autumn and leaf me alone, eh?! This charming pun is the perfect way to get the point across. You obviously don't want to be social today, you colorful antisocial Monday-hater.

I'm in my own bubble away from people. I don't have time to deal with your nonsense. If you're a social introvert and don't like to deal with people then let everyone know in this stylish and awkward design.

ha ha ha seriously tho I'm stressed as heck and want to leave this planet immediate please beam me the ef up. Dream of space aliens rescuing you from the dumpster fire known as earth with this funny design!

F*** off into the forest not giving a damn what other people think! This sassy unicorn design is perfect for the magical beast who doesn't have any tolerance for bullshit.

Show off your love of your adorably fluffy kitty with this funny and cute, lazy and introvert pride, inside cat mug! Cuddle up and stay away from social obligations like a real cool cat!

Show off your love of your adorably fluffy kitty with this funny and cute, lazy and introvert pride, inside cat coffee mug! Cuddle up and stay away from social obligations like a real cool cat!

It's hard to talk to people, especially when you hate it. This sassy design features the text "I Hate Talking To People About Things" perfect if you're apathetic, misanthropic, annoyed, feeling quiet, anti-social, awkward, socially anxious or just an introvert!

This coffee mug is perfect for the sassy friend who wants to let everyone know that everything's great! Get ready to never show anyone your sad because you can hide away all your emotions with this funny emoji design. Stay rad!

Don't buck with me! Have people keep their deer distance from you with this, "Buck Around And Find Out" sassy deer design! Great for being left alone, deer, puns, and nature lovers.

Keep people away and show off your love of Schitt's Creek with this funny, "I'm Trying Very Hard Not To Connect With People Right Now" David Rose quote! Perfect for loving tv quotes and being left alone!

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

Keep your overly optimistic outlook away from me today. Show off your self-deprecating sass with this, "Bad Vibes Only" sassy design! Perfect for being in a bad mood, dark humor, and being left alone. leave me alone bad vibes only.

If your weekend plans consist of revisiting your favorite form of literature, be it comics, poems, biographies, novels, histories, non-fiction, fantasy, sci-fi, or whatever else you're reading, you could say that your weekend is all booked. So grab a coffee and have a quiet relaxing introverted day with your inner bookworm away from people with this nerdy coffee mug!

Introverts unite in occasionally, in small groups, for very limited periods of time. Don't let those weird extroverts take all the glory, us introverts deserve respect as well! Now band together and be as antisocial as you want with this sassy coffee mug!