Short Funny T-Shirts

I'm a people mcnugget. Proper usage of terms is important. I may be tiny, but I can kick some serious ass.

I'm a people mcnugget. Proper usage of terms is important. I may be tiny, but I can kick some serious ass.

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

Life is Short, Drink The Coffee! If you know life is short then living without coffee is almost a sin!

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SERIOUSLY. Stop flaunting how tall you are, I know I'm short, you don't gotta rub it in. I'm not some piece of furniture.

SERIOUSLY. Stop flaunting how tall you are, I know I'm short, you don't gotta rub it in. I'm not some piece of furniture.

Thick Thighs Short Fuse. Super sassy gym workout shirt. Perfect for super thick people who you don't want to mess with.

Life is too short to be a lot of things and one of them is hangry. So the next time you feel your stomach grumbling, don't hold off on getting something to eat. No one likes you when you're hungry. You get grumpy and aggravated. So, grab some nachos or tacos and let the hanger go away. Forever remember with this "Life Is Too Short To Be Hangry" shirt design. Pass on the wisdom.

Life is too short to be a lot of things and one of them is hangry. So the next time you feel your stomach grumbling, don't hold off on getting something to eat. No one likes you when you're hungry. You get grumpy and aggravated. So, grab some nachos or tacos and let the hanger go away. Forever remember with this "Life Is Too Short To Be Hangry" shirt design. Pass on the wisdom.

Life is too short to be a lot of things and one of them is hangry. So the next time you feel your stomach grumbling, don't hold off on getting something to eat. No one likes you when you're hungry. You get grumpy and aggravated. So, grab some nachos or tacos and let the hanger go away. Forever remember with this "Life Is Too Short To Be Hangry" shirt design. Pass on the wisdom.

Life Is Short, Eat the Cupcake! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your cupcakes. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this snack, could be your last.

Life Is Short, Eat the Cupcake! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your cupcakes. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this snack, could be your last.

Life Is Short, Eat the Cupcake! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your cupcakes. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this snack, could be your last.

Life Is Short, Eat the Pizza! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your pizza. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this meal, could be your last.

Life Is Short, Eat the Pizza! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your pizza. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this meal, could be your last.

Looking for a fun and quirky t-shirt that will not only make you stand out but also remind you to live life to the fullest? Look no further than our "Life Is Short Drink The Milkshake" t-shirt! This clever and catchy tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe for those days when you need a little reminder that life is short and every moment should be savored. Whether you're out on a hot summer day, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing at home, this t-shirt is sure to make you smile and remind you to never take life too seriously. So why wait? Order your "Life Is Short Drink The Milkshake" t-shirt today and start living your best life with every sip!

Life Is Short, Drink all of the milkshakes!! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your milkshakes. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this drink, could be your last.

Life Is Short, Drink all of the milkshakes!! Get it while you can! You will only live so long and you need your milkshakes. Don't let anything stand in your way, because this drink, could be your last.

I may be short, but my empire is growing! This shirt is perfect for short girls and feminists who have goals and want to rule the world. This shirt is perfect for shutting up the haters. Perfect for getting naughty and twerking, doing ratchet stuff with your hoodrat friends like getting wasted and dancing on tables in the bar or club!

I may be short, but my empire is growing! This shirt is perfect for short girls and feminists who have goals and want to rule the world. This shirt is perfect for shutting up the haters. Perfect for getting naughty and twerking, doing ratchet stuff with your hoodrat friends like getting wasted and dancing on tables in the bar or club!

I may be short, but my empire is growing! This shirt is perfect for short girls and feminists who have goals and want to rule the world. This shirt is perfect for shutting up the haters. Perfect for getting naughty and twerking, doing ratchet stuff with your hoodrat friends like getting wasted and dancing on tables in the bar or club!

Face it, chances are you're not as tall as a giraffe, so why not go as a shirt giraffe this Halloween! This funny design features the phrase "this is my shirt giraffe costume" bordered by a cute giraffe spot pattern. Perfect for wearing to school, college, work, Halloween parties, or just getting giraffe wasted with your friends! Perfect for short lovers of giraffes!

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Cat is short for Catthew. Spread truth where ever you go with this informative cat design.

Pant Pants are better than short shorts anyways. They are comfy and you don't have to worry about sitting awkwardly. And damn you make them look good!

Best things come in threes, know what I'm saaaaayin'? Whether you're at the club or just ironically sprawled on the couch watching Netflix, wear this cute flirty design and let everyone know that you are D-T-F (which stands for Down To Find-Gifs-Of-Benedict-Cumberbatch).

Best things come in threes, know what I'm saaaaayin'? Whether you're at the club or just ironically sprawled on the couch watching Netflix, wear this cute flirty design and let everyone know that you are D-T-F (which stands for Down To Find-Gifs-Of-Benedict-Cumberbatch).

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