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Sassy Alien Sarcasm Ornaments

Browse our collection of 27 Sassy Alien Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Ornament

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Ornament

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Ornament

I Think Both Teams Should Lose (Football) Ornament

Be a touchdowner at the next football game or tailgate you're dragged to this fall with this super sassy, "I Think Both Teams Should Lose" funny, anti-sports design. Perfect for being a fan of parties but not football.

Floral F*** Off Ornament

Floral F*** Off Ornament

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Ornament

Do Not Perceive Me Chameleon Ornament

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. I'm a chameleon, I'm blending in, you never saw anything...

My Hip Hurts Ornament

My Hip Hurts Ornament

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

How About No Ornament

How About No Ornament

If you ever have a hard time say 'no,' let this design do all the work for ya!

If You Don't Like Dogs, Bye Ornament

If You Don't Like Dogs, Bye Ornament

Unless you're allergic to dogs, not liking them is not allowed! Bye, Felicia.

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Ornament

I Am In Constant Physical Pain Rainbows Ornament

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Ornament

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Ornament

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Surviving Ornament

Surviving Ornament

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

My Knee Hurts Ornament

My Knee Hurts Ornament

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

Open Your Eyes Ornament

Open Your Eyes Ornament

Miss Medusa says to open your eyes and look at her. She just wants to check you out, no need to feel intimidated.

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Ornament

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Ornament

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

It Doesn't Kill You To Be Nice Ornament

It Doesn't Kill You To Be Nice Ornament

whether you're talking to customer service, your kids, your family, or your employees... It's important to talk to them respectfully! Being rude gets nobody anywhere, and kindness is universally appreciated! Be kind, Show love, And BE loved!

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Ornament

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Ornament

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Ornament

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Ornament

Rated M For Mind Yo Business Parody Ornament

Sometimes people just need to be reminded to worry about themselves. If you need a message to emphasize that, then this esrb inspired rating is made just for you!

Rated B For BITCH Parody Ornament

Rated B For BITCH Parody Ornament

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Distant Candy Hearts Ornament

Distant Candy Hearts Ornament

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

I Have Acid Reflux Ornament

I Have Acid Reflux Ornament

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Over-educated Cat Lady Ornament

Over-educated Cat Lady Ornament

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Ornament

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Ornament

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

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