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Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Retro Ornaments

Browse our collection of 32 Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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90s Toys Candy and Makeup Ornament

90s Toys Candy and Makeup Ornament

Indulge in nostalgia with this cute 1990s themed design. Only true 90s kids will remember floppy disk, cassette tapes, tiny nail polish, and body glitter.

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Ornament

I Have Become An Unkillable Nightmare (Goose On a Car) Ornament

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl Ornament

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl Ornament

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

Frick the Haters Ornament

Frick the Haters Ornament

Later haters! Don't listen to people who don't have your best interests in mind with this vintage groovy graphic that has no interest in absorbing other people's bad vibes.

F*** the Haters Ornament

F*** the Haters Ornament

Later haters! Don't listen to people who don't have your best interests in mind with this vintage groovy graphic that has no interest in absorbing other people's bad vibes.

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Ornament

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Ornament

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

I Don't Car What You Think Ornament

I Don't Car What You Think Ornament

Look buddy does it LOOK like I car? I don't give a HONK. Don't let the world slow you down with this funny sassy car pun that doesn't care what other cars have to say or think about it.

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Ornament

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Ornament

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Fight Me You Trash Ornament

Fight Me You Trash Ornament

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Pick Flowers & Fights Ornament

Pick Flowers & Fights Ornament

Pick flowers & fights. Show you believe violence is always the answer and you enjoy floral arrangements with this vintage color scheme inspired design.

Foraging is Dandy Ornament

Foraging is Dandy Ornament

Collect some dandelions in the spring with this cute floral pun, perfect for the forager at heart who appreciates the wild flora and fauna to the fullest!

My Hip Hurts Ornament

My Hip Hurts Ornament

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Freezin' My Ass Off Ornament

Freezin' My Ass Off Ornament

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Ornament

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Ornament

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

I Believe in Repulsed At First Sight Ornament

I Believe in Repulsed At First Sight Ornament

Sometimes there's special people you run into that you just don't get a good vibe from. Own it with this sassy repulsed mushroom design!

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Pay Me Smiley Face Ornament

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Now That's What I Call Anxiety Ornament

Now That's What I Call Anxiety Ornament

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

Go Away! Ornament

Go Away! Ornament

Display how you really feel with this retro inspired design!

Surviving Ornament

Surviving Ornament

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

Caught A Vibe Retro Rainbow Ornament

Caught A Vibe Retro Rainbow Ornament

You're out here catching vibes! Show off your vibing energy with this, "Caught A Vibe" retro, rainbow, groovy text design.

BIG Lazy Right Now Ornament

BIG Lazy Right Now Ornament

Lean into a lazy day with this groovy design that doesn't have an ounce of hard work left in it.

No Vibes Ornament

No Vibes Ornament

When the vibe is "None, nope, nevermind" and you dissociate on outta there this funny blank staring emoji is for you.

MEH-dusa Ornament

MEH-dusa Ornament

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Abortion is Health Care Retro Ornament

Abortion is Health Care Retro Ornament

Abortion is health care. Period. Support the humanity of all reproductive health and bodily autonomy with this, "Abortion is Health Care" retro, repro freedom design. retro abortion rights abortion repro freedom reproductive rights feminist feminism abortion is health care safe abortions full body autonomy bodily autonomy health care human rights smiley smiley face sassy activism activist politics political protest roe v.

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Ornament

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Please Do Not Explain NFTs Anymore Ornament

Please Do Not Explain NFTs Anymore Ornament

It doesn't matter how many times you hear it, NFTs make no actual sense and get extremely annoying to hear about with shocking speed. Make your life a no NFT zone with this funny vintage inspired design.

Ew Gross, Organized Religion Ornament

Ew Gross, Organized Religion Ornament

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

Peace Out F***o Ornament

Peace Out F***o Ornament

peace the F*** out with this funny and crass design for those who wanna check out in style.

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