Plant Patterns Phallic Socks

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

As intriguing as the name suggests, our Popsicle Penises are a naughty twist to a classic summer treat. These frozen delights pack a spicy punch that will leave your taste buds craving for more. Perfect for those who prefer a subtle touch of NSFW in their wardrobe - it's a great conversation starter that needs no introduction. With its innocuous packaging, it's the perfect product to shock your friends and family when they least expect it. So, whether you're looking to add a little whimsy and humor to your sock collection or want to gift it to your cheeky friends, Popsicle Penises are guaranteed to be a hit. Don't hesitate, embrace the quirky and fun side of life with Popsicle Penises!

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