Pay Me Sassy T-Shirts

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Pay well or go to hell! Fight for your dues with this sassy, "Pay Well or Go To Hell" design.

Pay well or go to hell! Fight for your dues with this sassy, "Pay Well or Go To Hell" design.

There's gotta be more to life than all of this adulting nonsense. This sassy design features the text "There Is No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die" for those on the struggle bus. Perfect if you're sassy, sarcastic, and slightly cynical!

There's gotta be more to life than all of this adulting nonsense. This sassy design features the text "There Is No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die" for those on the struggle bus. Perfect if you're sassy, sarcastic, and slightly cynical!

There's gotta be more to life than all of this adulting nonsense. This sassy design features the text "There Is No Way I Was Born Just To Pay Bills And Die" for those on the struggle bus. Perfect if you're sassy, sarcastic, and slightly cynical!

Blow away your stress with this hilarious and cheeky Blow Me Dandelion tee. Whether you're feeling sassy, wanting some alone time or just in a petty mood, this design will let everyone know exactly how you feel. No need for words, let the dandelion do the talking and tell others to leave you be. Perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor and attitude to their wardrobe, this tee is a must-have for any occasion. From casual outings to parties, this quirky and playful design will turn heads and make a statement. So, let the world know you mean business with this Blow Me Dandelion tee. With its eye-catching design and witty message, you'll be sure to blow everyone away!

Tell those boys, "Wine Me, Dine Me, And Then Leave Me Alone" because all a girl really wants is free booze and food. This funny feminist kitty design is perfect for any woman looking to have fun, but knows exactly what she wants in life! You'll have the purrrfect night in this sassy cat tee!

Tell those boys, "Wine Me, Dine Me, And Then Leave Me Alone" because all a girl really wants is free booze and food. This funny feminist kitty design is perfect for any woman looking to have fun, but knows exactly what she wants in life! You'll have the purrrfect night in this sassy cat tee!

Tell those boys, "Wine Me, Dine Me, And Then Leave Me Alone" because all a girl really wants is free booze and food. This funny feminist kitty design is perfect for any woman looking to have fun, but knows exactly what she wants in life! You'll have the purrrfect night in this sassy cat tee!

I'm hungry and anxious, please Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Valid :). Show off your hunger and humorous insecurity with this funny validation design! Perfect for feeling sassy and self doubt!

I'm hungry and anxious, please Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Valid :). Show off your hunger and humorous insecurity with this funny validation design! Perfect for feeling sassy and self doubt!

Be as unpredictable and unwavering in your chaotic demands as a fluffy cat whose desire to be pet always fights with their wants to bite.

Be as unpredictable and unwavering in your chaotic demands as a fluffy cat whose desire to be pet always fights with their wants to bite.

What's the difference between me and an attention-starved kitten? Not much! After you're done showering me with praise, how about buying me a pizza? And then we can go out for ice cream. You can't say no to this face...I'm freaking adorable! Indulge yourself with this charmingly cheeky cat t-shirt!

Show off your sassy side with this feminist inspired, antisocial and introverted, doodle shirt! Let the world know that you are in NO MOOD and you want to be left alone!

Show off your sassy side with this feminist inspired, antisocial and introverted, doodle shirt! Let the world know that you are in NO MOOD and you want to be left alone!

Parents adore me because they know I'm in charge of their kids education! ... Their kids fear me because they know I'm in charge of their education. I won't have my students getting bad grades!

Parents adore me because they know I'm in charge of their kids education! ... Their kids fear me because they know I'm in charge of their education. I won't have my students getting bad grades!

Do Not Purrceive Me... Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. If this punny and sassy sphinx cat and you share the same introverted, 'don't look at me', attitude, then this is the look for you!

Do Not Purrceive Me... Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. If this punny and sassy sphinx cat and you share the same introverted, 'don't look at me', attitude, then this is the look for you!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

It's the Misogyny for Me. The meme taking over, the phrase "it's ____ for me" indicates that a certain characteristic or behavior is what "does it for me" or makes someone particularly repulsive to someone else. It's also used in TikTok comments sections to make fun of people, usually in a joking way. But we ain't joking about how much we hate misogyny.

It's the Misogyny for Me. The meme taking over, the phrase "it's ____ for me" indicates that a certain characteristic or behavior is what "does it for me" or makes someone particularly repulsive to someone else. It's also used in TikTok comments sections to make fun of people, usually in a joking way. But we ain't joking about how much we hate misogyny.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend my middle finger and say bite me! This funny shirt is perfect for work, play, and hanging out with friends! Wear it to school, college, class, studying, university, and work. Perfect for taking over the party and getting crazy! This cool shirt is ideal for people who love to dance, twerk, act cool, party and drink and get wasted with friends, and dominate the dance floor! Twerk team! Stay ratchet.

It's the Christianity For Me. The meme taking over, the phrase "it's ____ for me" indicates that a certain characteristic or behavior is what "does it for me" or makes someone particularly repulsive to someone else. It's also used in TikTok comments sections to make fun of people, usually in a joking way. But we ain't joking about how much we love pagan witchcraft and DO NOT subscribe to Christianity.

It's the Christianity For Me. The meme taking over, the phrase "it's ____ for me" indicates that a certain characteristic or behavior is what "does it for me" or makes someone particularly repulsive to someone else. It's also used in TikTok comments sections to make fun of people, usually in a joking way. But we ain't joking about how much we love pagan witchcraft and DO NOT subscribe to Christianity.