Mom Made Pizza Rolls Nope Pullovers

Listen, time and attention are both precious commodities, and I can't spend them all willy-nilly. So unless you're a cat or holding pizza (or both) then I JUST AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU, SON. Don't take it personally. It's not your fault you're not a pizza-holding cat. Grab this ironic internet shirt and let everyone know where your priorities lie.

Listen, time and attention are both precious commodities, and I can't spend them all willy-nilly. So unless you're a cat or holding pizza (or both) then I JUST AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU, SON. Don't take it personally. It's not your fault you're not a pizza-holding cat. Grab this ironic internet shirt and let everyone know where your priorities lie.

Listen, time and attention are both precious commodities, and I can't spend them all willy-nilly. So unless you're a cat or holding pizza (or both) then I JUST AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU, SON. Don't take it personally. It's not your fault you're not a pizza-holding cat. Grab this ironic internet shirt and let everyone know where your priorities lie.

Exercise? Yeah, can we take whatever that is, and do like, the complete opposite? Not sure what that involves- probably pizza. And/or marathons of Netflix. Maybe cats?... DEFINITELY cats. When you want to get your lazy on, grab this ironic fitness design and hit the ground sleeping.

Exercise? Yeah, can we take whatever that is, and do like, the complete opposite? Not sure what that involves- probably pizza. And/or marathons of Netflix. Maybe cats?... DEFINITELY cats. When you want to get your lazy on, grab this ironic fitness design and hit the ground sleeping.

Exercise? Yeah, can we take whatever that is, and do like, the complete opposite? Not sure what that involves- probably pizza. And/or marathons of Netflix. Maybe cats?... DEFINITELY cats. When you want to get your lazy on, grab this ironic fitness design and hit the ground sleeping.

So wait are you like, a herbivore, or a vegetarian or vegan or something? Pictured is a delicious slice of pizza straight off the bacon. Confuse friends and strangers alike with this funny ironic mislabeled veggie shirt that is both weird and humorous.

So wait are you like, a herbivore, or a vegetarian or vegan or something? Pictured is a delicious slice of pizza straight off the bacon. Confuse friends and strangers alike with this funny ironic mislabeled veggie shirt that is both weird and humorous.

Yeah, no. There may be an "m" in gym, but halfway doesn't count here. Why bother with gyms when stuff like pizza exist? Or Netflix? Or naps. THINK OF THE NAPS YOU COULD BE HAVING. When it's time to hit the gym, grab this ironic lazy shirt and hit the couch instead.

Yeah, no. There may be an "m" in gym, but halfway doesn't count here. Why bother with gyms when stuff like pizza exist? Or Netflix? Or naps. THINK OF THE NAPS YOU COULD BE HAVING. When it's time to hit the gym, grab this ironic lazy shirt and hit the couch instead.

Yeah, no. There may be an "m" in gym, but halfway doesn't count here. Why bother with gyms when stuff like pizza exist? Or Netflix? Or naps. THINK OF THE NAPS YOU COULD BE HAVING. When it's time to hit the gym, grab this ironic lazy shirt and hit the couch instead.

No, not tonight. Tonight I've got a whole plethora of Netflix and pizza to get through, and then I've got a meeting with my cat at 9:30. As you see, I'm just totally booked. When you're totally about to get around to something, grab this ironic funny lazy design, and then grab another quick nap. Just to be sure.

No, not tonight. Tonight I've got a whole plethora of Netflix and pizza to get through, and then I've got a meeting with my cat at 9:30. As you see, I'm just totally booked. When you're totally about to get around to something, grab this ironic funny lazy design, and then grab another quick nap. Just to be sure.

No, not tonight. Tonight I've got a whole plethora of Netflix and pizza to get through, and then I've got a meeting with my cat at 9:30. As you see, I'm just totally booked. When you're totally about to get around to something, grab this ironic funny lazy design, and then grab another quick nap. Just to be sure.

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

My what a glorious day! Perfect for staying the hell inside and watching Netflix between long, coma-like naps. Whether or not it's summer, when you're not feelin it' you're not feelin' it, so grab this ironic lazy shirt and relax. Hit that couch and enter cryogenic sleep mode. (Cats and pizza are optional accessories.

I mean, I pretty much have enough similarities to qualify as a cat. I sleep all day, I eat whenever the hell I want, it's a great life. The only thing seperating me from the cats is pizza and Netflix. When you're feeling like you're ready for a cat-nap, grab this ironic lazy design and hit the couch like a champion.

I mean, I pretty much have enough similarities to qualify as a cat. I sleep all day, I eat whenever the hell I want, it's a great life. The only thing seperating me from the cats is pizza and Netflix. When you're feeling like you're ready for a cat-nap, grab this ironic lazy design and hit the couch like a champion.

I mean, I pretty much have enough similarities to qualify as a cat. I sleep all day, I eat whenever the hell I want, it's a great life. The only thing seperating me from the cats is pizza and Netflix. When you're feeling like you're ready for a cat-nap, grab this ironic lazy design and hit the couch like a champion.

Yeah, I'm kinda just done with this whole winter thing. Could we just like, skip over? I could maybe sleep until then, if that's cool. Wear this ironic winter design as you huddle against the cold in a coccoon composed chiefly of pizza and cats- Actually that's kinda gross, don't do that. Get this shirt instead.

Yeah, I'm kinda just done with this whole winter thing. Could we just like, skip over? I could maybe sleep until then, if that's cool. Wear this ironic winter design as you huddle against the cold in a coccoon composed chiefly of pizza and cats- Actually that's kinda gross, don't do that. Get this shirt instead.

Ah, you know? It's great that you're here. But you know what's even better? That empty space that was here before you showed up. It really helped me get through multiple seasons of Netflix shows, and always shared the pizza-- wait, you're still here? Wear this funny sassy design and let everybody know that you miss them like a cat misses the age of the dinosaurs.

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