Megan Thee Stallion Cardi B Parody Sassy T-Shirts

Lend me thine ears, pet lovers and fans of the bard himself. Behold, the latest addition to thy closet with a witty and Internet-breaking twist, the "I Wilt Dog Walketh Thee" t-shirt. This Shakespearean parody of the famous Cardi B quote is a must-have for any fashion-savvy fans of memes, iconic quotes or just good old-fashioned humor. The Renaissance-era script of the design adds an extra level of sophistication to the funny slogan and the bold font commands attention. It's perfect for walking your own furry friend or for making a statement about one's own inner strength. Whether thou art a fan of both Cardi B and Shakespeare, or thou art a follower of just one of those icons, this shirt speaks volumes about why we all love to mix up our references to popular culture. So doth not blame thyself if all eyes art on thee whilst walking down the street, it's only natural that people will be transfixed by thy fashion sense and wit. Embrace thy inner poet and show the world what it really means to "dog walk" someone.

In the words of the infamous Cardi B, "I will dog walk you". Actual Poetry to be honest. Show off this iconic quote with this funny, Shakespearian twist on it with this hilarious, I will dog walk you parody, meme, Shakespeare shirt.

Anxiety be gone, I banish thee! Put a banishment spell on your anxiety and rock your badass, anxiety free, witchy style with this cute and spooky, funny, witch, anxiety themed, halloween shirt.

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Take Arnie's advice and show the world that you're not to be emotionally messed with because you're the Triple B's - Busy, Beautiful, and BAD ASS. Perfect for being confident, sassy, independent, watching Netlix, and being too good for games!

Take Arnie's advice and show the world that you're not to be emotionally messed with because you're the Triple B's - Busy, Beautiful, and BAD ASS. Perfect for being confident, sassy, independent, watching Netflix, and being too good for games!

You sassy F***, don't take any shit and be proud and stick up for yourself. Best bitches so warn those around you.

You sassy F***, don't take any shit and be proud and stick up for yourself. Best bitches so warn those around you.

Anxiety be gone, I banish thee! Put a banishment spell on your anxiety and rock your badass, anxiety free, witchy style with this cute and spooky, funny, witch, anxiety themed, halloween shirt.

I've got lots of crafting to do so, don't cross me, b*tch! Be left alone to tend to your village with this sassy attitude Villager parody.

I've got lots of crafting to do so, don't cross me, b*tch! Be left alone to tend to your village with this sassy attitude Villager parody.

Whether it's wine or coffee, brunch with your ladies with the perfect drinking battle cry. This design is perfect for parties and drinking!

Whether it's wine or coffee, brunch with your ladies with the perfect drinking battle cry. This design is perfect for parties and drinking!

What's better than spilling the tea with your favorite huntie. This funny sassy best friend shirt features the phrase "My Favorite Bitch to Bitch About Bitches With." <a href="https://www.lookhuman.com/design/327243"> Get the pair here!

Don't mess with the badass speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi. She's taken Trump and his whole crew out on a dog walk. Show off your love for Nancy with this sassy, badass, I will dog walk you meme, Nancy Pelosi shirt.

Leave me alone, I will dog walk you. Channel your Cardi B with this, "I Will Dog Walk You" insult design! Perfect for showing the haters who is boss, being left alone, and throwing that shade!

Leave me alone, I will dog walk you. Channel your Cardi B with this, "I Will Dog Walk You" insult design! Perfect for showing the haters who is boss, being left alone, and throwing that shade!

Don't mess with the badass speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi. She's taken Trump and his whole crew out on a dog walk. Show off your love for Nancy with this sassy, badass, I will dog walk you meme, Nancy Pelosi shirt.

Patience is a virtue you lack, especially when it comes to dealing with irritating people while waiting for nail polish to dry. This shirt is perfect for anyone sassy in your life!

Patience is a virtue you lack, especially when it comes to dealing with irritating people while waiting for nail polish to dry. This shirt is perfect for anyone sassy in your life!

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

Ah, poetry <3 show off you sweet sassiness with this Cardi B inspired, "Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Don't Come For Me I Will Dog Walk You" petty poem! Perfect for being sassy and keeping the haters away!

Introducing our newest tee product, the Back & Body Hurts Parody! This hilarious and relatable design is perfect for anyone who's ever had to deal with the aches and pains of aging. With a clever logo parody, this tee is sure to garner attention and laughs wherever you go. Whether you suffer from chronic pain or just need a reminder that you're not alone in your struggles, this tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. It's also an excellent gift for the friend or family member who's always complaining about their back or joints. So why not embrace your human flesh prison and sport this witty tee? Trust us, your back (and sense of humor) will thank you!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

Tea, that is. Yess hrmmm. Show off your love for sassy, sipping baby yoda with this funny, "That's Tea" parody shirt.

Call out all the bullshit in your life, just like Nancy did! Call out the bs and tell of the haters with this parody, stranger things quotes, shirt!

Now our favorite and beloved fast food mascot Wendy is a sassy anime girl, trolling all the other fast food chains. Get all your cute sassy anime girl Wendy looks on in this cute and sassy, anime girl Wendy, parody shirt!

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!