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Holiday Dick Jokes Sassy Socks

Browse our collection of 180 Holiday Dick Jokes Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Medusuck My Dick Sock

Medusuck My Dick Sock

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

Sleigh All Day Santa Sock

Sleigh All Day Santa Sock

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, sassy Christmas holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Sock

The Best Person To Be Is Yourself Unless You're an Asshole Sock

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Christmas Alien Pattern Sock

Christmas Alien Pattern Sock

Celebrate the holidays and tell others them you love them, but need your space with this, Christmas alien pattern! Perfect for loving aliens, space, Christmas parties, Christmas socks and space Christmas!

Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus Sock

Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus Sock

Don't be a dick or you get the prick. Show off your strong succulent energy with this, "Mess With The Cactus You Get The Attacktus" tough cactus design that's ready to fight. Perfect for a plant lover, being badass, sassy and cactus jokes!

Ok Boomer Ugly Christmas Sweater Sock

Ok Boomer Ugly Christmas Sweater Sock

Deal with all your boomer relatives during the holidays by just pointing at this, "Ok Boomer" ugly Christmas sweater design! Perfect for millennials, Gen Z jokes, and awkward family holiday festivities.

You Want A Piece Of Me? Sock

You Want A Piece Of Me? Sock

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the pun, "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food puns, and holiday humor!

SLAY Bells Ring Are Ya Listenin' Sock

SLAY Bells Ring Are Ya Listenin' Sock

I came to SLAY this holiday. Show off your pride this Christmas with this, "SLAY Bells Ring Are You Listenin" queer Christmas parody! Perfect for a holiday party, and having pride this holiday.

Merry Christmas Bitches Sock

Merry Christmas Bitches Sock

Merry Christmas, Bitches!!!! Get hyped for Christmas cheer with this sassy crassy design that's perfect for the next holiday get together or just getting into the Christmas vibe.

Naughty Goose Sock

Naughty Goose Sock

Definitely not on the nice list! Show off your honk with this, "Naughty Goose" Christmas goose parody design. Perfect for being a naughty goose, being rude, and honking through the holidays!

Don't Be A Dik-Dik Sock

Don't Be A Dik-Dik Sock

Always remember to not be a dik-dik! Unless you actually are a dik-dik because they are super cute! Show your love for these cute little, deer like animal with these funny and sassy, dik-dik socks!

Ready For Ween Sock

Ready For Ween Sock

It's that time of year again, and you're totally ready for that big ween party. There's going to be a lot of big, sweet, creamy candy! ya know... like caramel filled chocolate bars!

Santa's HoHoHo Sock

Santa's HoHoHo Sock

Santa's little helper is looking kind of spicy this year.

I'm Not A Snack I'm A Thanksgiving Feast Sock

I'm Not A Snack I'm A Thanksgiving Feast Sock

Show that you're much more than a snack this holiday with this, "I'm Not A Snack I'm A Thanksgiving Feast" thanksgiving design with some turkey leg graphics! Perfect for being extra and sassy this holiday.

Feline Festive Sock

Feline Festive Sock

Meowy Catmas it's that holiday season that gives you the warm and fuzzies! If you're a lover of holidays and cats and just feline festive show it off with these cute, and festive, holiday, christmas, cat socks!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Sock

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Sock

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Rudehonk The Red Nosed Goose Sock

Rudehonk The Red Nosed Goose Sock

Rudehonk won't you guide my slay tonight? ...What do you mean no?! Fine, i'll just ask the reindeer with the equally bright nose.

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Sock

Rudolph With Your Vibes So Right Sock

Rudolph with your vibes SO RIGHT, won't you help me SLAY tonight? Look good with the squad with this funny rudolph parody, perfect for putting out good vibes and absolutely sleighing it this christmas!

Anxious Alpaca Sock

Anxious Alpaca Sock

I'm soft and nervous! Show off your animal anxiety with this, "Anxious Alpaca" alpaca, llama design!. Perfect for dealing with anxiety, animal humor, and anxious jokes.

Stinky Cat Skunk Sock

Stinky Cat Skunk Sock

Show off your love of skunks, the stinky cats out there with this, "Stinky Cat" skunk design! Perfect for cat jokes, skunk humor, skunk lovers, animal jokes, and animal gifts!

I Know I'm Extra Avocado Sock

I Know I'm Extra Avocado Sock

I'm like guac, I know I'm extra. Show off your sassy side with this, "I Know I'm Extra" sassy avocado humor design! Perfect for a guacamole lover, avocado jokes, food humor, food jokes, and being extra af.

Naughty Elf Sock

Naughty Elf Sock

Looks like this elf is on the naughty list this Christmas. Embrace this season with your naughty side as well!

Let the Intrusive Thoughts Win Sock

Let the Intrusive Thoughts Win Sock

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

Sass Squash Sock

Sass Squash Sock

Do you believe... in sass squash? Get some laughs with this funny veggie pun perfect for bigfoot hunting, gardening, or being a sassy sass bucket and dishing out terrible food puns.

I Am Not Amoosed Sock

I Am Not Amoosed Sock

You're feeling sassy, irritated, and you're not amused. Tell people to keep their distance with this sassy, "I Am Not Amoosed" moose pun design! Perfect for being left alone, moose jokes, and animal puns!

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Sock

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Sock

This sassy design is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry, I'm late I didn't want to come.

Feeling Spooky and Sexy Sock

Feeling Spooky and Sexy Sock

Tis the season to feeling spooky and sexy! Who says you can't do both?

Thanks For Coming To My Bread Talk Sock

Thanks For Coming To My Bread Talk Sock

I've had a lot of points to make about bread, so Thanks For Coming To My Bread Talk! Show off your love of bread, Ted Talks, meme humor, internet jokes, and bread puns with this cute carb design!

Obtain The Grain Sock

Obtain The Grain Sock

Get your hustle on and get BREADY to get some work done with this funny, "Obtain The Gain" let's get this bread design! Perfect for getting the bread, working hard, and bread memes!

Stop Calling Every Young Person A Millennial Sock

Stop Calling Every Young Person A Millennial Sock

Millennial is not a term for every person younger than you, it's a specific range of people born 1981 and 1996. Some of us are old enough to be the President of the United States. Show off your frustration with the use of 'millennial' as a term with this, "Stop Calling Every Young Person A Millennial" design.

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