Hidden Penis Pattern Retro Hooded Sweatshirts

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Cozy up in the warmth of these retro fall leaves with this vintage-inspired pattern design! Perfect for loving autumn, leaves, fall, and 60s and 70s groovy patterns!

Cozy up in the warmth of these retro fall leaves with this vintage-inspired pattern design! Perfect for loving autumn, leaves, fall, and 60s and 70s groovy patterns!

Feel all those 70's funky flower power vibes with this retro inspired mushroom pattern! Get your groove on and get gardening.

Feel all those 70's funky flower power vibes with this retro inspired mushroom pattern! Get your groove on and get gardening.

Get groovy and get gay with this fun floral, totally retro and hippie-approved design, and show off your LGBTQ+ pride with this funky pattern!

We all remember those creepy clocks. You know the ones. The ones that move their eyes back and forth as they go tick, tock, tick, tock... Despite their creepy appearance, we all seem to have a little nostalgia for them!

We all remember those creepy clocks. You know the ones. The ones that move their eyes back and forth as they go tick, tock, tick, tock... Despite their creepy appearance, we all seem to have a little nostalgia for them!

Step back in time with the Hippie Pride Flower Pattern tee, a design that is delightfully retro and fabulously groovy. Celebrate your LGBTQ+ pride with a flower pattern that blooms with bohemian vibes. The harmony of bright colors and intricate details in this design will bring out the hippie in you and make you want to dance like it's the summer of love all over again. No matter where you go, this playful tee will be a conversation starter, a symbol of your personality, and a way to show your support for the LGBTQ+ community. With its stunning floral pattern, this tee is the perfect way to add some fun and color to your wardrobe. Whether you're a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community, an ally, or just a fan of the hippie vibes, the Hippie Pride Flower Pattern tee is the perfect way to express your unique style and make a statement. Get ready to spread peace, love, and acceptance with this t-shirt!

Sushi is the bees knees! Show off your artsy sushi love with this mid-century modern and retro inspired design!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

Are you a sushi fanatic? Do you have a soft spot for mid-century modern design? Look no further, because this is the t-shirt for you! Our Mid-Century Modern Sushi Pattern is a feast for the eyes, with its intricate and quirky display of everyone's favorite sushi rolls. This design perfectly blends the nostalgia of retro stylings with the trendy fascination of Japanese cuisine. Don't blend in with the crowd; stand out with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt. Whether you're heading to your favorite sushi spot or just looking for a stylish way to show off your love for all things sushi, this shirt has got you covered. With its clever combination of past and present, this tee is sure to turn heads and catch the attention of fellow sushi lovers alike. So why wait? Add this must-have t-shirt to your collection and elevate your sushi game to a whole new level.

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

These squishy pickups are overjoyed to help you out on your quest to save the Princess! Stuff as many in your pockets as they'll hold so you'll always be ready to whack those turtles good!

Get lost in some vaporwave vibes with this nostalgic 8bit palm tree pattern that'll be sure to invoke a sense of longing and sadness for a time you don't quite remember.

Get lost in some vaporwave vibes with this nostalgic 8bit palm tree pattern that'll be sure to invoke a sense of longing and sadness for a time you don't quite remember.

90's kids obsessed with all things dinosaurs are sure to recognize this tree star. Little foot, you made those tree stars look so delicious... so much so that there were probably a lot of 90's kids who tried eating leaves off trees.

90's kids obsessed with all things dinosaurs are sure to recognize this tree star. Little foot, you made those tree stars look so delicious... so much so that there were probably a lot of 90's kids who tried eating leaves off trees.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved childhood super store.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Show of your super style with this heroic looking S design with aztec pattern inspiration.

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.

Feels the vibes and take a trip into these colorful, venus eye traps! Perfect for loving venus fly traps, plants, psychedelics, and trippy patterns.

Be kind and bloom! Show off your flower power of care with this fun, retro, groovy, floral smileys design.

Be kind and bloom! Show off your flower power of care with this fun, retro, groovy, floral smileys design.

Shit happens and all we can do is but a band aid on it and move on.

Introducing our latest addition to the line-up, the Clit "R" Us t-shirt! This tee is not for the faint-hearted, as it boldly declares your love for all things clitoral. The retro parody logo pays homage to the iconic toy store we grew up with, but with an adult twist. Wear it loud and proud as a symbol of female empowerment and sexual liberation. It's the perfect conversation starter for any occasion, from a night out with your crew to a first Tinder date. And hey, if anyone asks about the shirt, you can just say you're a big fan of the letter "R". Whether you're a feminist, a lover of puns, or just someone who likes to have a little fun, this t-shirt is a must-have in your wardrobe. Get one today and join the Clit "R" Us revolution!

Ohh snap, my bad! Take responsibility and admit when you're wrong or whatever. Perfect for 90s kids, millennials, and retro slang! responsible life as if whatever booyah rad 90s 90s patterns oh snap 90s aesthetic retro my bad rad.