Funny Hermit Penis Totes, Casual Totes and more

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Introducing our latest addition to the weekenders - the Floral Penis Pattern Blue! This unique and attention-grabbing design is not for the faint of heart. Perfect for those who want to make a bold statement and show off their playful side, this weekend bag is a must-have. With its tasteful yet daring pattern, you are sure to turn heads at every turn. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through with this one-of-a-kind bag. Whether you're going away for the weekend or simply need a fashionable storage solution, the Floral Penis Pattern Blue is the perfect choice. Get ready to add some excitement to your collection and make a statement that is hard to ignore!

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

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Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Test your tired eyes with this crude color blind test. Surprise your friends with this secret funny joke that only some of your friends will see.

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer tote bags at your next ugly sweater party.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

The rare peter pepper is notorious for both its "unique" shape and its extremely "hot" flavor. Show some exotic erotic food love with this wonderful accent piece and be sure to catch some looks. Perfect for people who love food and may also have an appreciation for phallic shaped objects.

The rare peter pepper is notorious for both its "unique" shape and its extremely "hot" flavor. Show some exotic erotic food love with this wonderful accent piece and be sure to catch some looks. Perfect for people who love food and may also have an appreciation for phallic shaped objects.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!