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Show off your love of raccoons and garbage with this hilariously cute, self-deprecating, cute raccoon shirt! Show off your cute eye circles and eat trash like a raccoon!

Show off your love of raccoons and garbage with this hilariously cute, self-deprecating, cute raccoon shirt! If raccoons can be cute with their dark circles so can I!

Happy Holidays from your favorite trash animal! Get excited to unwrap those opresents!

Happy Holidays from your favorite trash animal! Get excited to unwrap those opresents!

Be a certified trash talker with the cutest bags under their eyes with this shirt!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

I can show you some trash. Rotting, stinking and putrid. Tell me trash cat, when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, take you dumpster by dumpster. Over sideways and under on a filthy carpet ride. A WHOLE TRASH WORLD!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Are you tired of feeling frazzled every time anxiety strikes? Let this shirt be a reminder to take a deep breath and embrace your inner opossum. With a nod to the classic song, "My Neck, My Back," this tee cleverly pairs humor with mental health awareness. Whether you're dealing with a panic attack or simply feeling overwhelmed, the phrase "My neck, my back, my anxiety attack" is sure to inspire a chuckle while also acknowledging the seriousness of the issue. And let's not forget about the adorable opossum perched atop the lettering - his wide, panicked eyes perfectly capturing the essence of anxiety. This tee is a must-have for anyone who wants to wear their heart (and mental state) on their sleeve. So go ahead, slip on this shirt and show the world that you're not afraid to embrace your inner opossum.

Introducing our latest masterpiece, the Screaming Retrowave Possum tee, the perfect addition to your wardrobe if you're a fan of retro-inspired designs. This edgy and hilarious possum design features vibrant neon colors and a cheeky expression that's sure to turn heads. Imagine yourself traveling back in time, screaming at your ass to get where you need to go, all while looking fabulous in this tee. Don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd with this unique and eye-catching design. The Screaming Retrowave Possum tee is a must-have for anyone who loves to rock a daring and playful look. Great for casual outings with friends or as a statement piece for any occasion, this tee is made for the cool and the daring. Order yours now and be ready to scream your way into the spotlight with this unforgettable tee.

Take a look at this goth cat dude- they've got long black fingerless gloves, some smokey eye shadow, and a big ol grey and black coat. Sick. Love some possums with this cute design!

Take a look at this goth cat dude- they've got long black fingerless gloves, some smokey eye shadow, and a big ol grey and black coat. Sick. Love some possums with this cute design!

Dark circles around eyes. Stays up all night. Eats Trash. Cute. Chubby. Will fight you. Possibly rabid. Show that you have all the qualifications you need to be the sexiest raccoon on the block with this cute trash panda-themed design.

Dark circles around eyes. Stays up all night. Eats Trash. Cute. Chubby. Will fight you. Possibly rabid. Show that you have all the qualifications you need to be the sexiest raccoon on the block with this cute trash panda-themed design.

Looking for a shirt that stands out from the rest? Look no further than our HONK tee! Featuring a hilarious nod to the iconic film that had everyone's heart racing, this shirt is perfect for those who love to make a statement with their wardrobe. Whether you're a fan of thrillers or just have a soft spot for giant geese, our HONK tee is sure to satisfy. With its eye-catching design and comfortable fit, you're sure to turn heads wherever you go. Plus, it's a great conversation starter - you'll be chatting about your favorite movies for hours! So why wait? Grab a HONK tee today and show the world your love for all things feathered and fantastic.

You know what they say, fake it 'till you make it! Show your love for possums and road kill with this funny sarcastic design.

Introducing the latest addition to our hilarious t-shirt collection - "My Kids Are Trash"! Perfect for parents who love to joke about their little ones' mischievous antics. We understand that raising kids can be challenging and quite often chaotic, but this tee is a light-hearted take on the situation. It embraces the imperfections of parenting and sends a message to others that your children may be a mess, but they're yours and you wouldn't have it any other way. The design is eye-catching and the message is clear - you see the humor in parenting, even when it gets rough. And let's face it, we all have our trashy moments! So why not share the love and grab one for that special parent in your life? Order now and be the funniest mom or dad on the block!

Are you a pansexual who's also a bit of a raccoon? Then this "Pansexual Trash Raccoon" t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe! With its bold and eye-catching design, you'll be able to show off your pan pride with a little bit of cheeky humor. Let the world know that you embrace your inner trash and celebrate your unique identity. Whether you're headed to a pride parade or just out and about, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start a conversation. So why not embrace your inner trash raccoon and let your pride shine with this awesome t-shirt? Order yours today!

Introducing our latest t-shirt design, "Girl Don't Be Proud It's Okay That You're Trash Meg Raccoon"! This one-of-a-kind tee is a must-have for anyone who isn't afraid to embrace their wild side. With a hilarious song parody design that pays homage to both garbage animals and Megara, this shirt is sure to turn heads wherever you go. Whether you're running errands or hitting the town, you'll be the talk of the town in this unique and eye-catching design. So why wait? Order your "Girl Don't Be Proud" t-shirt today and show the world that it's okay to embrace your inner raccoon. And who knows? You just might inspire others to do the same. So channel your inner trash panda and strut your stuff in this must-have tee.

Get ready to trick or treat with this Happy Trashy Halloween t-shirt! Featuring a mischievous raccoon casting a spell on garbage cans, this shirt is perfect for all the creepy critter lovers out there. Whether you're dressing up for a haunted house party or just looking to show off your love for Halloween, this t-shirt is sure to add a touch of spooky fun to any outfit. With its eye-catching design and playful slogan, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves a good holiday pun. So why wait? Grab yours today and get ready to rock your Halloween style like never before! Whether you're out collecting candy or just hanging out with friends, this t-shirt is sure to get you in the mood for some festive fall fun. So don't be afraid to embrace your inner trash panda and celebrate the season in style!

Step out in style and make a statement this pride month with our "Raccoon Says Gay Rights" tee! This unique and eye-catching design features an adorable raccoon proclaiming its support for the LGBTQ community, making it the perfect choice for anyone who wants to show their pride in a fun and playful way. Whether you're attending a parade or just hanging out with friends, this tee is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. And with its stylish and comfortable fit, you'll look and feel great no matter what your day has in store. So why wait? Grab your "Raccoon Says Gay Rights" tee today and join the fight for equality and love for all!

Get ready to turn heads with this edgy, witty and totally unique tee, featuring the phrase "She Is Beauty She Is Trash Raccoon." Inspired by Miss USA, this bold design is perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to embrace their wild side and show off their inner raccoon. With its eye-catching graphics and playful text, this shirt is sure to be an instant favorite among raccoon lovers, meme enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good joke. So whether you're heading out for a night of mischief or just lounging at home, make a statement with this one-of-a-kind tee that celebrates the beauty and trashy charm of raccoons everywhere. It's the perfect way to express your uninhibited personality and let the world know that you're not afraid to bite back. So why wait? Add this fun and funky tee to your wardrobe today and unleash your inner raccoon!

Lift now, eat trash later. Get fit with this workout inspired opossum design.

Lift now, eat trash later. Get fit with this workout inspired opossum design.

Beware of dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring a raccoon!

When we are done hanging out just throw me in the garbage, my people are in there and I need to return being with the garbage people. For everyone with a self deprecating sense of humor, this self deprecating shirt is perfect for staying painfully humble and having a good sense of humor about yourself.

Let's get trashed. Get raccoon wasted this Independence day with this funny Raccoon design.

Let's get trashed. Get raccoon wasted this Independence day with this funny Raccoon design.

Run now, eat trash later. Get your cardio on with this funny raccoon design.

Run now, eat trash later. Get your cardio on with this funny raccoon design.