Fire In Eyes Sassy Totes, Casual Totes and more

Miss Medusa says to open your eyes and look at her. She just wants to check you out, no need to feel intimidated.

Navigate your sleepless nights and tired days with this exhausted design that throws shade on the notion of catching Z's.

Embrace your inner, ominous ball of fire with this funny (and scary) Sun design that calls forth an inner chaos and desire to watch things burn.

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

This is fine, everything is fine. Show off your coping strategies with this funny, melting, "Everything Is Fine" sassy smiley face design!

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

Embrace your inner, ominous ball of fire with this funny (and scary) Sun design that calls forth an inner chaos and desire to watch things burn.

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

Navigate your sleepless nights and tired days with this exhausted design that throws shade on the notion of catching Z's.

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!

Uh-oh, if you know, you know. Don't mess with Killua or you'll be in for a shock!

Uh-oh, if you know, you know. Don't mess with Killua or you'll be in for a shock!

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

It took a couple sacrifices to be this cute! There's nothing wrong with having that satanic shimmer in your eyes. Notice me senpai, notice me.

If you look at me I PROMISE you're gonna get hurt. Sure I'm bright and beautiful, but your eyes should never lay upon me!

Something deep within every cat is the burning desire to destroy order and create chaos. Harness the feline urge to create chaos with this ominous cat design!

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Pictured: a selfie of me on my best day. Get some laughs and enjoy the trash pile your life has become with this funny "it me" design picturing a very crudely drawn dumpster full of trash.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

Sorry I can't come out this weekend, I'm sitting down for a spell, or two. Don't be afraid to say no to the next coven gathering and instead bury your nose into a good grimoire.

Check out these Zodiac Dollz! Bring back memories of Bratz, Barbies, and that Y2K lifestyle? Each Zodiac sign has a doll to match, can you guess them all? Perfect for horoscope hoes, y2K nostalgia fiends, and of course, gals with a passion for... astrology!

Introducing the perfect tote bag for all of your everyday carry needs - especially your definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs! This cheeky and hilarious tote bag is sure to turn heads, start conversations, and most importantly, make it crystal clear that there are absolutely no illicit substances hiding inside. With this bag on your shoulder, you can walk the streets with confidence, knowing that no one will mistake you for a drug dealer. Whether you're headed to work, running errands, or just making a statement, this bag is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh. So go ahead and embrace your inner jokester with this playful and eye-catching tote - because let's face it, life is too short to be serious all the time. Order yours today!