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Existential Anxiety Sassy Socks

Browse our collection of 26 Existential Anxiety Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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I Put The I In Anxiety Sock

I Put The I In Anxiety Sock

I am the one who puts the "I" in Anxiety! Show off your anxiety with these sassy and funny, anxiety socks.

Try To Catch Me Anxiety Sock

Try To Catch Me Anxiety Sock

Anxiety can't get to me if I run fast enough! Just try to catch me on my run anxiety! Outrun your anxiety with these funny, anxiety, running, cardio socks.

I The Only Crush I Have Right Now Is My Crushing Existential Dread Sock

I The Only Crush I Have Right Now Is My Crushing Existential Dread Sock

The only crush I have right now is my crushing existential dread. Show off your asexual pride and the impending feeling of crushing existential dread that lingers with you with these funny, asexual pride, existential socks.

Too Stressed To Be Blessed Sock

Too Stressed To Be Blessed Sock

More stressed than blessed, so give me some space! Show off your stress level with this funny, "Too Stressed To Be Blessed" parody design! Perfect for when you're stressed, anxious, awkward, and dark humor!

Nihilist 8-Ball Sock

Nihilist 8-Ball Sock

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Sock

I'm At My F*cking Limit Smiley Face Sock

Seriously, I'm at my f*cking limit. :) Show off your frustration with life with this sassy smiley face design. Perfect for being tired, fed up, and at your limit.

I Have Momxiety Sock

I Have Momxiety Sock

Momxiety, a special type of anxiety for moms! Show off your stressed mom life with this, "I Have Momxiety" anxious humor design.

Anxious Alpaca Sock

Anxious Alpaca Sock

I'm soft and nervous! Show off your animal anxiety with this, "Anxious Alpaca" alpaca, llama design!. Perfect for dealing with anxiety, animal humor, and anxious jokes.

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Sock

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Sock

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape Sock

My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape Sock

Oh, what I'd give to be a clueless cat that only has to care about eating, sleeping, and being cute... Show that you're coping with this, "My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape" existential, cat lover's design.

Just Havin' A Midlife Cry, Sis Sock

Just Havin' A Midlife Cry, Sis Sock

Just a little stressed, havin' a midlife cry, sis. You can cry if you want to with this, "Just Havin' A Midlife Cry, Sis" funny design! Perfect for growing up, emotions, existential crisis, and having a good cry, sis.

Awkward Candy Hearts Sock

Awkward Candy Hearts Sock

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

Social Distancing Veteran Sock

Social Distancing Veteran Sock

I was social distancing before social distancing was a thing! Stay at home order? so basically just keep doing the same old, same old? sure thing!

More Cats Less People Sock

More Cats Less People Sock

My life would be better if it had more cats and less people in it. I'd rather play with my cat than go to a party, after all. Great for cat lovers who'd prefer to take the day off to spend time with their kitties.

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Sock

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Sock

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Overthink Everything Sock

Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Overthink Everything Sock

Girls like this that get it, get it. Girls that don't, don't.

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Sock

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Sock

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

Just Another Day In The Simulation Smiley Sock

Just Another Day In The Simulation Smiley Sock

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

I Like People When I'm Not Around Them Sock

I Like People When I'm Not Around Them Sock

Yeah, sure I like people. Get your energy back and show off your introversion with this "I Like People When I'm Not Around Them" sassy design! Perfect for staying home, social anxiety, and being comfortable and content alone.

I Exist Without My Consent Sock

I Exist Without My Consent Sock

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Sock

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Sock

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Sock

Don't Make Me Powerwash You Sock

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Sock

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Sock

This sassy design is great for awkward weirdos, shy introverts and the socially anxious because parties and people are that worst so "sorry, I'm late I didn't want to come.

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Sock

Barely Holding It Together Rainbow Smiley Sock

Everything's fine, I'm barely holding it together, but I'm fine! Ironically show off sunshine, smileys, and rainbows with this, "Barely Holding It Together" design for coping with, ya know - life.

Available For a Limited Time Only Me Sock

Available For a Limited Time Only Me Sock

Available For a Limited Time Only - ME! Stop by now to get access to social interaction with me before I close down again! Show off your socially anxious, introverted, sarcastic self with this retro ad parody!

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Sock

My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying Sock

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

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