Elementary School College Greeting Cards

School is trash. Go back to school and let everyone know you think school is trash with this adorable trash panda design.

Caffeine, courage and kindness. That's what good teachers are made of. Get ready to head back to school with this teaching themed design.

My favorite team is the marching band. Show your love for the best marching band in the land with this pro-band design.

Proud alumni of Unicorn University! This unicorn design is perfect for graduates who love unicorny puns!

I'll miss you. Jk! Bye Bitch! Tell that bitch you won't miss them at all with this sassy sarcastic design.

Get ready to go hard as hell this fall with this "Ball So Hard" design. This football inspired design is perfect for the tailgater in your life.

May your coffee be stronger and your students quieter than yesterday. Pray for quiet and caffeination with this funny teaching inspired design.

You can't spell "studying" without "dying". Embrace the sweet kiss of eternity that is your semester's homework with this funny and grim studying design! Perfect for making light of a heavy workload. studying school college freshmen senior sophomore junior study hall homework college jokes college humor student student humor highschool school jokes teacher teaching science s.t.e.m.

I love my asshole students. Show that students can be assholes but as a teacher, you love them anyway with this funny design.

I Have Nothing To Do This Weekend - No Teacher Ever. If you're a teacher your weekends are filled with creating lesson plans and grading papers. Show that you are deprived of your well-earned weekends with this sassy teacher design.

Sorry I Can't, I Have To Grade Papers. Show that you can't party tonight because you're living that teacher life with this funny teaching inspired design.

I can't study anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling student design is perfect for taking finals, studying your just any day in class.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

Graduation is a milestone worth celebrating, and this greeting card is the perfect way to do it. It's a goth masterpiece that is loaded with symbolism and good wishes. The black and white roses evoke both the beauty and the darkness of life, while the mysterious eye hints at the unknown possibilities that lie ahead. The phrase "Happy Graduation Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress" injects a bit of humor and wit into the mix, reminding the recipient that even the devil recognizes their achievements. Whether your loved one is an actual Satanist or just enjoys a bit of gothic flair, this card sends the message that they've done something truly remarkable. It's also an excellent choice for anyone who's achieved something that others might consider unusual or non-traditional. So don't settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill graduation card. Give them something that shows just how proud you are of their unique accomplishments.