Dark Lord Humor Tank Tops

The triangle dance is the hottest new trend - and it totally looks like a dance to summon demons from the depths of hell itself. Clearly the demons have sneakily inserted this dance into social media for their own gain.

The triangle dance is the hottest new trend - and it totally looks like a dance to summon demons from the depths of hell itself. Clearly the demons have sneakily inserted this dance into social media for their own gain.

Coffee, the most accurate description to one's humor. Have a laugh with this relatable energy!

Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, always, forever... so that makes him a time lord, right!? He totally is and nobody can convince me otherwise. This design is great for fans of the Doctor Who Series who also love Jesus!!

Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, always, forever... so that makes him a time lord, right!? He totally is and nobody can convince me otherwise. This design is great for fans of the Doctor Who Series who also love Jesus!!

LOL does not mean what you think it means. LOL now means Lucifer our lord. So every time you say type lol with a blank uncaring face on the internet you are actually worshipping the one and only Satan. So praise the beast and maybe people a smile on that cold dead face of yours with this funny (Lucifer our lord) design!

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' bout shapes and colors. Bow your head and pray with this funny movie quote.

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' bout shapes and colors. Bow your head and pray with this funny movie quote.

Coffee, the most accurate description to one's humor. Have a laugh with this relatable energy!

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Carbs don't count on Sunday. Those are the Lord's Carbs. Show that keto can kiss your Christian ass with this funny sassy bread and pasta lover inspired design.

Carbs don't count on Sunday. Those are the Lord's Carbs. Show that keto can kiss your Christian ass with this funny sassy bread and pasta lover inspired design.

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

Quantum intersection, please move into both lanes immediately. Get some laughs from the overeducated with this funny shirt!

You have to address me as Dr. but no, I can't stitch up that wound. Dedicated to all the Ph. D.'s out there who can't take a splinter out.

Champagne and Bitches, the right way to spend the weekend. Get your party on and celebrate with this design for drinking like a boss! Live the high life like the young money you are and let the haters be your motivators!

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

When you be eating fries so good it just brings out the medieval in you.

When you be eating fries so good it just brings out the medieval in you.

Behold the mighty Godzilla! He's appeared once again, but this time he's got some important news to share. And that news is about our Lord and Savior! This hilarious tee is perfect for those who want to make a statement while showing off their love for pop culture. The design features a humorous twist on the traditional religious conversation, blending it together with the iconic monster. With this t-shirt, you'll be sure to strike up dynamic conversations with any Godzilla fan or religious enthusiast that crosses your path. Buy it for yourself, or as a gift for your friends and watch them as they crack up with laughter at the funny words. Make this cool and quirky tee a part of your wardrobe today!

Dark circles around eyes. Stays up all night. Eats Trash. Cute. Chubby. Will fight you. Possibly rabid. Show that you have all the qualifications you need to be the sexiest raccoon on the block with this cute trash panda-themed design.

Dark circles around eyes. Stays up all night. Eats Trash. Cute. Chubby. Will fight you. Possibly rabid. Show that you have all the qualifications you need to be the sexiest raccoon on the block with this cute trash panda-themed design.

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

Ladies dig a scientist, but the lab comes first! Let 'em down easy with this charming shirt. Sorry ladies! I've got some lab tests to run.

Don't trust me, I'm not a doctor! Get some laughs at the expense of those who we trust to keep us from dying with this funny shirt!