Cue The Existential Dread Jokes T-Shirts

You know what helps with unending crushing existential dread?

Embark on a journey of laughter and self-discovery with our latest t-shirt: Hi having an existential crisis, I'm Dad. Because sometimes, all you need to cope with the weight of the universe is a good dad joke. This tee combines the wisdom of your old man with a dash of comedic relief, providing an answer to those dark, unanswerable questions. From "Why did the tomato turn red?" to "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" - get ready to chuckle your way out of the abyss. Perfect for those moments of crisis, when all you need is that cringey dad humour to lift your spirits. Made to be comfy and durable, this t-shirt will keep you smiling through the journey of life, one existential crisis at a time. So slick on that hair gel, crack open a cold one and show off your love of dad jokes with our Hi having an existential crisis, I'm Dad t-shirt!

Life is Relentless. It just keeps happening. Channel your inner alcoholic cat wearing a monocle with this funny cat design.

Life is Relentless. It just keeps happening. Channel your inner alcoholic cat wearing a monocle with this funny cat design.

Life is F***ing Relentless. It just keeps happening. Channel your inner alcoholic cat wearing a monocle with this funny cat design.

Life is F***ing Relentless. It just keeps happening. Channel your inner alcoholic cat wearing a monocle with this funny cat design.

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

If we're being honest here, the real expense of everything is simply existing.

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

Nothing matters, so why exist at all? While you are at it, enjoy the oddity of this design and embrace brilliance of nothingness!

Nothing matters, so why exist at all? While you are at it, enjoy the oddity of this design and embrace brilliance of nothingness!

Nothing matters, so why exist at all? While you are at it, enjoy the oddity of this design and embrace brilliance of nothingness!

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and make always keep people guessing!

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and make always keep people guessing!

I just saw a trillion different realities folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade. Oh, that's the Time-Knife. We've all seen it. I SAW THE TIME-KIFE!!! Show you love for Chidi with this good place inspired design.

I just saw a trillion different realities folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade. Oh, that's the Time-Knife. We've all seen it. I SAW THE TIME-KIFE!!! Show you love for Chidi with this good place inspired design.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Spy kids 2 - 2002. Show that all of your favorite existential musings come from early 2000s kids movies with this intense quote design.

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Spy kids 2 - 2002. Show that all of your favorite existential musings come from early 2000s kids movies with this intense quote design.