Crystal Humor Jokes Coffee Mugs

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Introducing the perfect mug for those who love a good laugh and a catchy tune! Our "If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum" design is the ultimate expression of giving up on life and playing dead. Featuring an adorable possum with a hilarious song parody twist, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you take a sip. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee or settling in for a relaxing evening with a hot cup of tea, this funny mug is the perfect addition to your collection. With its durable construction and high-quality printing, you can enjoy your new favorite mug for years to come. Give it as a gift to your favorite animal lover or keep it for yourself as a hilarious reminder that sometimes it's okay to just lay there and take a break. So grab your "If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum" mug today and show off your love for humor and creativity!

Introducing our Tough Titty mug, perfect for bird lovers who appreciate a good pun! This funky design features a tufted titmouse giving a fierce look, accompanied by the bold statement "Tough Titty". Whether you're a bird enthusiast or a lover of witty humor, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face. Made with high-quality materials, this mug is built to withstand even the toughest mornings (or evenings!). Sip your coffee, tea or any other beverage with confidence as this mug will keep your drink hot. Stand out from the crowd and show off your unique sense of humor with our Tough Titty mug. Makes for a great gift option for your bird-loving friends and family members. So, why wait? Grab your Tough Titty mug today and start your day with a dose of humor and cuteness!

Don't mess with the cat unless you wanna get gat. Show your love for violent felines with this cat caring a gat design.

Saddle up and ride into the day with this witty "I'm as Healthy as a Horse" mug. It's the perfect way to show off your sense of humor while acknowledging the daily struggles of diabetes. Let's face it, horses may be strong and resilient, but so are you! With this mug by your side, you'll have a smile on your face and a positive attitude to take on whatever challenges come your way. Whether you're sipping on coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, this mug is the ultimate conversation starter - after all, who wouldn't want to chat with someone with this hilarious mug in hand? So go ahead, grab one for yourself or for a friend who needs a good laugh and a reminder to stay fierce and strong like a horse.

Are you ready to conquer your day with the perfect blend of attitude and caffeine? Look no further than the "Blood Of My Enemies" coffee mug. With its bold and playful print, this mug is not for the faint of heart. Whether you need to fuel up for a big meeting or just want to channel your inner warrior, this mug will have you feeling like a boss in no time. Show off your sense of humor and passion for coffee with this witty and sassy mug. And don't worry, we won't tell your enemies that you're drinking their blood (it's just a clever joke). So go ahead, fill 'er up and let the blood, er, coffee flow. The only thing you'll be conquering is your to-do list.

Coffee, the most accurate description to one's humor. Have a laugh with this relatable energy!

Leave the judging to Judy. Show that you keep your life a judgment-free zone with this funny sassy design.

My life isn't purrfect, in fact, it's quite the Cat-astrophe. makin my way through life with a smile but internally I'm screaming. Pawhaps I need a furcation.

CTRL yourself or don't! Get geeky in this keyboard humor design.

The fat conductor laughed "You Are Wrong." Sport your favorite meme with this funny design.

Oh the elegant Sphinx. Soft, Large, full of riddles and... uh... well upholstered. Don't stare, it's rude!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it autumnal~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor seasonal design!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it autumnal~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor seasonal design!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it autumnal~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor seasonal design!

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

In order to achieve this result the recipe calls for an egg, a sperm, and baking time of about 9 months. Pretty easy!

A wise man once said, if you're a real man, you can go through anything. No need for handicaps, this is all raw! Be a man!

Hope Your Holidays Succ. Show that you're not a fan of Christmas but you do love houseplants with this jade plant with Christmas tree lights design.

Roses are red violets are blue they don't think it be like it is but it do. Show that you are a true poet with this roses are red and meme parody mash-up design.

I'm very nervous. If you've ever seen a dog wearing a caution vest and thought "I need to get me one of those!" then this design is for you.

Shit happens, coffee helps. This saying applies both literally and figuratively. Show that coffee helps you take a dump and take on the day with this funny coffee inspired design.

Mess with the hamo and you get the slamo. Show that if you mess with a hamster your gonna get a slampster with this funny meme design.

If that's what makes you happy, if that's what tickles your nuts go for it. Encourage those around you to live their best life with this Kourtney inspired quote.

I workout because my personality is banging and I want my body to match. Show that you're the whole package with this cocky, funny, workout design.

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!