Crying Humor Parody T-Shirts, Racerback Tank Tops and more

Whoever says crying is a sign of weakness is a liar. Crying is punk. It's the edgiest thing to do because you're doing your best to hold back any violence. All that self-control deserves the recognition!

All this living, laughing, and loving is making me do a whole lot of screaming, crying, and throwing up. I'll be outside, yelling into the void...

All this living, laughing, and loving is making me do a whole lot of screaming, crying, and throwing up. I'll be outside, yelling into the void...

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!

In this house, we believe in Die, Cry, Hate over Live, Laugh, Love. :) Show off your funny script lettering, home decor aesthetics with this parody design!

Introducing our newest t-shirt, "When Frogs Cry"! This unique design is perfect for anyone who loves animals, music, and a witty reference. With a clever nod to the iconic Prince song, this tee will definitely make a statement. The distressed font and vintage look of the design will have others asking, "Where did you get that awesome shirt?". Whether you're running errands or hanging with friends, this t-shirt will have you standing out in a sea of boring outfits. The song-inspired phrase also brings a new meaning to feeling blue. So, let your emotions out in style with "When Frogs Cry" t-shirt. Made with high-quality materials, this tee won't disappoint. Don't croak up and miss out on this amazing t-shirt!

You've been warned! Trying F***ing around with me and you'll find out how hard I can cry!

You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for Haunting of Hill House and cry? Show off your love for the emotional spooky show with this funny shirt.

How can you just leave me soaking, alone in a pond that's so mean? Maybe it's just too much croaking. Maybe I'm just like my father, too green.

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt Whiskey. Milk might be good for your bones but you need Whiskey to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been whiskey".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt vodka. Milk might be good for your bones but you need vodka to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Vodka".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt Beer. Milk might be good for your bones but you need Beer to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Beer".

Remember never cry over spilt milk, cry over spilt vodka. Milk might be good for your bones but you need vodka to get through your day. motivate yourself with this inspirational saying "Never Cry Over Spilt Milk IT Could Have Been Vodka".

You've heard of Netflix and chill, now get ready for Haunting of Hill House and cry? Show off your love for the emotional spooky show with this funny shirt.

Looking for a hilarious and unique t-shirt that perfectly captures the holiday spirit? Look no further than our "You Better Watch Out" tee! Show off your love of all things Santa and Jurassic Park with this pun-tastic shirt that's sure to make you stand out from the crowd. Featuring the iconic quote "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not move - he can't see you if you don't move", this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're wearing it to a family gathering or just out with friends, this shirt is sure to turn heads and make everyone around you laugh. So why wait? Order your "You Better Watch Out" tee today and let the holiday fun begin!

Santa rawrs is coming to town! No gifts this year, only unbridled terror seen in only the likes of jurassic park. Now hold onto your butts and DON'T MOVE.

As we come from ash and return to ash, we shall cringe and become cringey. This is the cycle of life.

As we come from ash and return to ash, we shall cringe and become cringey. This is the cycle of life.

In space no one can hear me cry. If your soul is like a black hole in space, show it off with this funny and Emo, nasa logo parody design.

In space no one can hear me cry. If your soul is like a black hole in space, show it off with this funny and Emo, nasa logo parody design.

Gay will not be contained, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers! Show off your queerness with this, "Gay Finds A Way" Jurassic Park parody! Perfect for being a Jurassic Park fan, queer, gay, pride, and dinosaur dorks!

Show the world that you're the best bi of your geek squad with this funny, bisexual, "Best Bi" parody design! Perfect for someone who identifies as bisexual, loving more than one gender expression, LGBTQ pride, funny LGBTQ parodies, bisexual humor and bisexual pride!

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better love Joe Goldberg or else you'll find out why. Merry Christmas, y'all.

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This froggie is NOT okay! If you see this frog, give him a hug! Show everyone you're a true sad frog fan in this classic emo song inspired design.

This froggie is NOT okay! If you see this frog, give him a hug! Show everyone you're a true sad frog fan in this classic emo song inspired design.

why play street fighter when you can play YEET fighter! Half the button mashing as street fighter but with twice the YEET!

why play street fighter when you can play YEET fighter! Half the button mashing as street fighter but with twice the YEET!

Better not cry now, better not shout now! Santa Malone is coming to town! Show off your love for Post's songs and lyrics and the holidays with this funny, festive , Better Now parody, Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town mashup Christmas shirt.