Cool Kids Funny T-Shirts

Stay in school kids. That's what they always say. Education is important but what's just as important is staying cool (actually is even more important imo. So stay cool kids and MAYBE stay in school.

Stay in school kids. That's what they always say. Education is important but what's just as important is staying cool (actually is even more important imo. So stay cool kids and MAYBE stay in school.

If you're a smart little whippersnapper then this shirt is for you! If you are a smarty pants and you know it then forget about humility, you need to proclaim to the world that through some freakish accident of genetics and nurturing you are an absolute genius. This will cause you to be inundated with the less intelligent begging you to let them copy your homework, but you stay strong, nerd.

If you're a smart little whippersnapper then this shirt is for you! If you are a smarty pants and you know it then forget about humility, you need to proclaim to the world that through some freakish accident of genetics and nurturing you are an absolute genius. This will cause you to be inundated with the less intelligent begging you to let them copy your homework, but you stay strong, nerd.

If you prefers felines over kids then this shirt is for you! Cats are far superior to human children. They are self-sufficient, small, agile, great hunters, they have night vision, and they are coated in a luscious coat of soft hair. Perfect for anyone who never wants to have kids!

If you prefers felines over kids then this shirt is for you! Cats are far superior to human children. They are self-sufficient, small, agile, great hunters, they have night vision, and they are coated in a luscious coat of soft hair. Perfect for anyone who never wants to have kids!

Look very cool in this shirt next time you're partying. This funny beard guy will be a chill addition to your wardrobe.

Let's forever make the phrase "cool beans" relevant. I refuse to let the phrase die. Feel fresh as a snap bean with this design!

Let's forever make the phrase "cool beans" relevant. I refuse to let the phrase die. Feel fresh as a snap bean with this design!

Show some love for Benedict Cumberbatch and everyone's favorite 80's toys! For many Cumberbitches, the idea of a vast fertile field filled with blossoming Benedicts is a wonderful dream that unfortunately will never be a reality, but with this shirt you can own a small piece of that fantasy that will never die.

Once an scene kid, alway a scene kid. Tell the world you're a retired scene kid with this funny design!

Once an scene kid, alway a scene kid. Tell the world you're a retired scene kid with this funny design!

Once an emo kid, alway an emo kid. Tell the world you're a retired emo kid with this funny design!

Once an emo kid, alway an emo kid. Tell the world you're a retired emo kid with this funny design!

Don't worry about a thing. Just relax and let the waves of my awesome wash over you. Please apply sunglasses before looking directly at my swagger.

Don't worry about a thing. Just relax and let the waves of my awesome wash over you. Please apply sunglasses before looking directly at my swagger.

Don't worry about a thing. Just relax and let the waves of my awesome wash over you. Please apply sunglasses before looking directly at my swagger.

Be above the influence, don't do kids. This funny design is a perfect way to celebrate 4/20 or any day you're willing to rile up old people.

Be above the influence, don't do kids. This funny design is a perfect way to celebrate 4/20 or any day you're willing to rile up old people.

Just kidding: the universal word for I regret what I just said. Get your real talk on with this tank!

Get this for a mom who knows her kids are the greatest kids on the block. Let you mom represent on mothers day.

Stay cool like a penguin this winter! Penguins are crazy awesome, they live in the coldest places on earth so it makes sense that they are the coolest creatures on earth! Step your game up and become the most chill person in the world. Perfect for school, work, the gym, or just hanging out with your penguin friends!

Stay cool like a penguin this winter! Penguins are crazy awesome, they live in the coldest places on earth so it makes sense that they are the coolest creatures on earth! Step your game up and become the most chill person in the world. Perfect for school, work, the gym, or just hanging out with your penguin friends!

The classic sarcastic cool story bro phrase in shirt form.

Don't worry about what I say or if I make sense. I'm cool like that, I've got shit under control.

Don't worry about what I say or if I make sense. I'm cool like that, I've got shit under control.

Don't worry about what I say or if I make sense. I'm cool like that, I've got shit under control.

Check out this funny "Cool Story Dad" design. People just need to learn to leave you alone and let you get back to ignoring dad. Show them with this awesome hater design.

Introducing the ultimate conversational starter with our "I'mma Tell My Kids This Is Jesus" t-shirt! Get ready to turn heads and start conversations with this hilarious Keanu Reeves meme that is bound to get a laugh out of everyone who sees it. Whether you're a fan of The Matrix, John Wick or just Keanu's charming personality, this tee is perfect for you. Make a bold statement and show off your sense of humor with this unique design that's guaranteed to earn you compliments. Perfect for both casual and dressy occasions, this shirt is versatile and comfortable enough to wear all day long. Plus, it makes for a great icebreaker and can even serve as a subtle way to tell your future kids that you're a cool parent. Order yours today and be the talk of the town!

Attention all cool and confident individuals, the ultimate t-shirt of rebellion has arrived - the Cool Slutty Daddy tee. Inspired by a dystopian world, this design is the perfect combination of irony and humor. With a bold typeface and a forward message that challenges societal norms, wear this shirt to show the world that you are unapologetically yourself. This isn't about being vulgar, it's about embracing freedom and owning your own sexual empowerment. Don't let anyone shame you for who you are or what you want. Channel your inner Pedro and grab one of these shirts today - because being a cool slutty daddy isn't something to be ashamed of, it's something to celebrate. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with this must-have addition to your wardrobe.