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My princess name is Taco Belle. The most beautiful princess of them all. I don't need glass slippers or a kiss to wake me. All I need is a taco variety 12 pack and a Baja Blast! With this funny princess parody tote bag you can show everyone your love of fast food tacos and how charming you are.

Join Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester and Angel Castiel on a hunt with this design! Supernatural fans will love because of the camaraderie found in the fandom and know how important teamwork is when hunting!

The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better tote bag!

Yeah okay sure the book was better, I get it, but um, did you ever stop to think the fanfiction was best?? Ship your OTPs as hard as you can with this funny tote bag parody of the ever popular "The Book Was Better" phrase perfect for the blogger who's maybe gone a bit too deep into their favorite fandom and isn't afraid to admit they enjoyed it.

This tote bag is perfect for the baker in your life. If you want to see everyone in the world happy with a donut, cupcake, cake pops, perfect cakes, or cookies - then you know that you want the world to be a better place with adorable desserts.

Sorority Life is the best life. There's nothing better than having a sister to go to for all your problems, or just to have a chat with. So, take it from me, when you're thinking of pledging to a sorority on your campus remember to take your"Life Is So Much Better With Wearing Greek Letters" tote bag.

Moo, bitch! Get out the hay! Swag hard with Ludacow in this clever tote bag!

No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this tote bag is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Obama, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

If you can't stand being away from the lake or trapped in the city during the weekdays, this tote bag is perfect for you. Spend your time by the lake, relaxing and catching a tan this summer! Don't let anyone tell you that life isn't about sitting by the lake with friends and a fishing pole!

Everyone loves the cute little adipose aliens, but did you know they kept pets? Spawned from the bellies of the cuddly fat cats all over the world catipose prowl and purred their way to the phone box and are taking over. Enjoy this cute adipose cat mashup in this nerdy tote design.

Just because you're introverted and quite doesn't mean you have nothing to say. Break out of your shell and show you have the loudest mind with this inspirational and uplifting Stephen Hawking quote tote bag.

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women. Show your pride with this cute tote bag.

My sexuality is fictional characters. Whether it's Sherlock, the Doctor, Hannibal, Sam or Dean Winchester...I love them all. Fictional boys or girls are so much better than reality. Just whisk me away into your television so I can live a perfect fictional romance with all my favorite celebrities. Show off your love for all the fandoms with this awesome tote bag.

This silly Halloween tote bag is perfect for partying with your ghouls! This spooky, slimy design features the phrase "ghouls just wanna have fun", which is a funny Halloween parody of the popular 80's jam "girls just wanna have fun." Perfect for any Halloween fan's style.

My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight. This nerdy tote bag is perfect for homebodies and features a picture of a cat holding a martini glass and the words "my cat and I have decided to stay in tonight." Perfect for cat ladies, antisocial people, nerds, and cool people who love to party with the feline in their life.

Cats have a lot going on, and the most important is that they are FLAWLESS. Show off your love for cute cats with this crazy cat lady inspired, cute pet, animal lover's, flawless cat tote bag!

Season 1 I got hooked. By season4 I was left with FEELS. Seasons onward is going to break me entirely and destroy any semblance of normality I have to my life. Thanks Supernatural. This is all your fault.

Check out this indie boho design featuring illustrations of weathered mustard yellow colored mountains, and a bright blood orange red sun with an overlapping layer of an eyeball pattern. This simple, minimal, abstract design is the perfect way to hop on this season's trend of statement graphic tote bags and eye elements.

Never in your wildest dreams would you imagine a city under the sea... nor a sweater that urges you so strongly to have a good holidays. Show your love for rapture and video game nerd classics.

Season 1 I got hooked. By season 4 I was left with FEELS. Seasons onward is going to break me entirely and destroy any semblance of normality I have to my life. Thanks Doctor Who. This is all your fault.

Season 1 I got hooked. Season 2 left me with FEELS. Season 3 is going to break me entirely and destroy any semblance of normality I have to my life. Thanks Sherlock. This is all your fault.

Have a very Weeaboo Christmas this holiday season. This funny Christmas tote bag is inspired by Japanese anime. Get a laugh out of friends at an ugly sweater christmas party or holiday get together. This design features an illustration of an anime Santa and the phrase "Santa is my Senpai.

Don't leave your fellow sisters hanging without a girl gang! Join Sailor moon and her girls in their fight for love,justice and in the name of the moon- punish the patriarchy.

Leave personal questions at home, ain't nobody got time for that at the gym! Let your reps do the talking when you're working out with this At The Gym & Don't Have Time For Your Shit tote bag design.

Moms are superheroes juggling parenting and everything else, but they shouldn't have to fight the patriarchy on top of it. This tote is for the mama who's fed up with misogyny and ready to take a stand. No more shushing your opinions or toning down your strength. This feminist mom knows her worth and won't let anyone dim her light. Carry this tote with pride and unite with other moms who won't take any patriarchal bullshit. Let's show the world that moms are strong, fierce, and unstoppable. So wear your feminism on your tote and make a statement everywhere you go. Don't wait for change, be the change with this cute and empowering tote bag.

Sick of people telling you to keep calm? Shut 'em up with this I Can't Keep Calm Because I Have Anxiety design.

OM my god, I'm so enlightened. Channel your mind into a focused force for good with this yoga master tote bag!

My sport is your sports punishment.

Who needs a man when you have Netflix? Enjoy being lazy without being judged!

Out of this world long distance geeky relationships are hard but no shame in loving a jedi hero! Sail the stars in your star ship with this space wars must have nerdy tote bag.