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Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

For when you literally can't anymore show off your sass with this sassy Jesus design because even the son of God gets annoyed.

If you look closely at the King James version of the bible, under the words "Holy Bible" you will see a tiny subtitle which reads "Jewish Zombie Saves The Universe." This irreverent shirt is perfect for atheists and agnostics who like to poke a little fun at religion!

For those who haven't finished the Bible yet, spoiler alert! Beardy dies. Beardy refers to Jesus Christ, who Christians believe died for the sins of all mankind. This irreverent shirt is perfect for atheists and agnostics who like to poke a little fun at religion!

If you know that you're going to hell in every religion, this shirts for you, you little sinner you! If you love to party, drink, smoke, do drugs, eat pork, get crazy, are an atheist or agnostic, this shirt is for you. Perfect for wearing to church. Probably not, actually.

If you know that you're going to hell in every religion, this shirts for you, you little sinner you! If you love to party, drink, smoke, do drugs, eat pork, get crazy, are an atheist or agnostic, this shirt is for you. Perfect for wearing to church. Probably not, actually.

Coexisting is fine and all, but you think the world would be better off without religion all together. Perfect for atheists and agnostics! If you are disillusioned with organized religion and you hate those coexist bumper stickers, then this shirt is for you! Perfect for school, work, college, university, or anywhere you want to show your philosophy!

You have two choices: love Jesus or burn for all eternity! Perfect for those who love Jesus' tough love approach or for those who are disgusted by it. If you are an atheist, agnostic, or just disillusioned by the Abrahamic traditions, this shirt is perfect for wearing to parties, hanging out and doing sinful stiff with your friends, and church! Can also be worn unironically by bible-believing Christians. This funny design pictures the smiling face of Jesus Christ and the words "love me or burn.

get swole with the holy spirit as you do reps for jesus in the gym with this patriotic jesus design that says "America America God Shred His Grace On Thee".

get swole with the holy spirit as you do reps for jesus in the gym with this patriotic jesus design that says "America America God Shred His Grace On Thee".

Remind all those around you that they better quit sinning because Jesus is watching ALWAYS with this creepy jesus glaring into their soul seeing all their sins and stuff.

Introducing our latest t-shirt design that's sure to get people talking: "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said". With a hilarious nod to Sassy Jesus, this tee boldly affirms that even the son of God gets fed up with being misquoted. Whether you're tired of people putting words in your mouth or simply looking for a sassy way to express your frustration, this tee is the perfect choice. Made with high-quality materials and featuring a bold and eye-catching design, it's sure to become a staple in your wardrobe. So let the world know how you really feel with our "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said" tee because sometimes words just can't do justice to the way we feel. Whether you're hitting the town or hanging with friends, this tee is the ultimate in casual cool. So what are you waiting for? Grab yours today and show off your stylish new look!

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with these funny religious socks that say "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Welcome to the humorous world of Sassy Jesus, where he's had enough of people putting words in his mouth. The OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said t-shirt perfectly captures the essence of this frustration, while also serving as a unique and trendy fashion statement. This shirt is hilarious and witty, showcasing a clever phrase that's sure to get attention and make people laugh. It's perfect for wearing out to social events, church, or even just lounging around the house. Plus, with its durable design and comfortable material, you can wear it over and over again. So go ahead and show the world that you won't stand for being misquoted, and do it in style with this one-of-a-kind t-shirt.

Introducing the perfect pin for people tired of being misunderstood, the "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said" pin! Whether it's your workmates, your family, or your friends, we've all been misheard at some point. And who feels the pain more than the son of God himself? That's why this hilarious religious pin is here to give you a voice. Featuring Sassy Jesus, this accessory design sends a message loud and clear - stop misquoting me! So, wear this pin to your next meeting, family gathering, or friend hangout and watch as people finally get the message. Our pin is perfect for any occasion and is an excellent way to add some personality to your outfits. So, don't miss out on the opportunity to share your feelings and add some wit to your look with this must-have pin!