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If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Blanket Blanket

If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Blanket Blanket

This feminist inspired design features everything you need to strike fear into the heart of the patriarchy: skulls, blood, knives and the phrase "If he puts his hands on you, cut them off.

If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Blanket Blanket

If He Puts His Hands On You Cut Them Off Blanket Blanket

This feminist inspired design features everything you need to strike fear into the heart of the patriarchy: skulls, blood, knives and the phrase "If he puts his hands on you, cut them off.

Cut My Life Into Pieces Halloween Blanket

Cut My Life Into Pieces Halloween Blanket

Cut my life into pieces... you know the rest of the song! For all you grungy 90s rock fans out there, celebrate Halloween in roach style! This funny pumpkin parody shirt features a pumpkin with its life being cut to pieces. So very tortured, so very rock and roll.

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blanket

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat Blanket

SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Inspired by the iconic film Jaws. This "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat" is sure to make you're fellow Jaws geeks lose it. Get this awesome Jaws for your closet today nerd!

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Mess With the Glade, You Get the Spade Blanket

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Blanket

Mess With The Rabbit You Get The Stabbit Blanket

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Mess With The Sasquatch, You Get The Stabsquatch Blanket

Mess With The Sasquatch, You Get The Stabsquatch Blanket

I might be an introvert and overall evasive of people in general, but I'm not afraid to stab a bitch. Keep your distance, don't mess with the cryptids.

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.

Get Crafty Blanket

Get Crafty Blanket

Grab some fabric, knitting needles, crocheting hooks, buttons yarn and a whole lot of hot glue. We're up all night to get Crafty! This blanket design is perfect for the late-night crafter in your life.

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this funny let's get naked design!

Let's Get This Bread Duck Blanket

Let's Get This Bread Duck Blanket

Show off your love of ridiculous memes and adorable ducks with this hilarious, "let's get this bread" meme parody, cute duck shirt! Let the world know you are just trying to grind and get that bread just like a HUNGRY DUCK.

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Blanket

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Blanket

Bend over and get stuffed! This angry teddy knows what it's like, so now he's extending the offer to you. Clearly it's not pleasant.

Let's Get It On Blanket Blanket

Let's Get It On Blanket Blanket

Grab your love and get it on. Cuddle up and stay warm with this trendy blanket.

Let's Get Shreked Blanket

Let's Get Shreked Blanket

Let's drink like a frog in a swamp and get absolutely SHREKED! Come on, don't be afraid to drink like an ogre! Great for party goers who love shrek!

Let's Get This Coin Blanket

Let's Get This Coin Blanket

Awww yis let's get this COIN. Show up for the dirty work the humans don't wanna do with this funny fantasy twist on the "let's get this bread" meme!

Let's Get Rippet Blanket

Let's Get Rippet Blanket

Time to pick up the dumb bells again and get rippet! Bring back that bod in time for the summer!

Get on My Level Blanket Blanket

Get on My Level Blanket Blanket

The giraffe towers above everyone and they look fabulous with those great eyelashes while doing it too. They stride there the african plains like it's nothing above the tall grasses and even lions have to look up at them. So get on the level of a giraffe and stand tall and proud with this adorable, Giraffe, "Get on my level" blanket design!

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

When Life Gets Tough Knit Blanket

When Life Gets Tough Knit Blanket

When life gets tough grab your needles! Knit and crochet all your stress away when things get to overwhelming because of school or work. If you're outlet is creative this knitting blanket is for you!

Can't Get Out Of Bed Blanket

Can't Get Out Of Bed Blanket

Can't get out of bed. Sorry. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust. And then what, they might never allow me back into their snuggly cocoon of warm sleepytime happiness again. Stay snuggled up with this bright aqua green blanket and snooze the day away.

I'm Gonna Make Like Link And Sleep For Seven Years Blanket

I'm Gonna Make Like Link And Sleep For Seven Years Blanket

Being a hero is hard work. It takes years of training and practice to take on the evil that plagues your land. Honestly though Like seems to have the right idea. Getting locked away and sleeping for seven years into adulthood paned out for him pretty well. If it works for him it's gotta work for you. Hit the sack young hero with this Zelda blanket, you got some reflecting to do.

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Let's Get Stacked Blanket

Build muscle as the gym with this funny stacked pancake blanket, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.

Let's Get Messy Corndog Blanket Blanket

Let's Get Messy Corndog Blanket Blanket

This funny cute corn dog blanket features a corn dog squirting itself with ketchup and the words "let's get messy" and is perfect for people who like retro-inspired vintage-feeling funny food blanket, junk food, corn dogs, cartoon characters, getting messy, throwback style, and is perfect for partying, drinking, vacation, school, college, the gym, or anywhere you'll be getting messy!

Get in Loser We're Going Hunting Blanket

Get in Loser We're Going Hunting Blanket

Shut your cake hole and get ready to go on a supernatural hunt with the Winchester brothers. This design features an illustration of a black 1967 Impala and the phrase "Get in loser we're going hunting.

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket

In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.

I Love You Bitch K.K. Slider Parody Blanket

I Love You Bitch K.K. Slider Parody Blanket

I love you bitch! I ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch! Show your love for memes and K.K. Slider with this classic vine parody inspired design. meme humor jokes parody vine singing dog k.k.

Get Ready for the Alpacalypse Blanket

Get Ready for the Alpacalypse Blanket

The end is near! The cute, fluffy quadrupedal end is near! Lighten up the end of days with this pun themed alpaca design.

Let's Get Cray Blanket

Let's Get Cray Blanket

The night is young and the party has yet to begin. Rock this cat loving, party life shirt at the your next popping event.

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Blanket

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Blanket

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

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