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You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

And thank you for your service! Get passionately vulgar with this "thank you" bag-inspired design!

You make me thorny ;) Show your crush, lover, or partner how they make you feel special feelings with this funny, "You Make Me Thorny" rose design!

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Oh, you want me to say "uwu?" How about a F*** you!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

If you ever want to wish someone a lovely holiday aggressively, this design is it.

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

F*** off into the forest not giving a damn what other people think! This sassy unicorn design is perfect for the magical beast who doesn't have any tolerance for bullshit.

You make me thorny ;) Show your crush, lover, or partner how they make you feel special feelings with this funny, "You Make Me Thorny" rose design!

Oh, you want me to say "uwu?" How about a F*** you!

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

Shuck me, Daddy! Get Corny with this suggestive and sexy corn on the cob.

Your laws ain't shit - you can't even find the clit! Stand up to the anti-choice bigots and the patriarchy with this funny, protest chant design. Perfect for pro-choice and human rights activists.

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and funny, flirty, smiley face booty design.

Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?

The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and funny, flirty, smiley face booty design.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Don't look between the cheeks with your telescope. You might find a Crater you really didn't want or need to see. Or maybe you do want to see it... we're not judging.

There's no better way to scream "I'm a shameless furry" than a good yiff design. ...Well, I suppose you could LITERALLY scream "yiff", but this is the next best thing. And it's retro too!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Cream Me Daddy! Holy Cannoli is not so holy... this design is a lil sticky, you may get some weird looks, but yunno, they're worth creaming for DADDY! Slightly suggestive cannoli filing dripping with that good cream, what more could ya want?

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Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Dear government - We women did not ask for you to royally F*** us over. We never asked you to understand, we only ask for you to show basic human empathy. Clearly, empathy is an alien language to you.

I like caring AND swearing! If you don't like my dirty mouth than you can go #%@$ yourself. Cussing doesn't mean a person isn't caring or loving, so don't tell me to mind my manners until you mind yours first!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...