You Died Sassy Phone Cases

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

If the devil herself appeared in front of you, would you give in to her temptations? Go ahead and rock this retro inspired design of this underworld queen!

Just cop this savage design and gift it to someone special. It could be your family, significant other, or even yourself!

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

I don't have time for your misogynist bullshit would you kindly F*** off? Please and thank you. Show some beautiful sass in this cute floral middle finger design.

Don't mess with me OR the turtles! Show off your love of turtles and animal puns with this, "Mess With The Turtle You Get The Hurtle" sassy turtle design with an illustration of a turtle with a sword. Perfect if you want to save the turtles and being left alone.

Ya know what they say- mess with the frog, ya get the slog. Celebrate earth day and show people you aren't messing around with this sassy, ominous frog with a very threatening aura.

Listen bub you mess wit the glade, you get the spade, okay? Protect the forest with this funny, threatening parody design, perfect for some eco activism, leaving no trace, and preventing forest fires.

Tell everyone how you make it through the day with this sassy alcohol related design that says "Today's Mood Is Brought To You By Vodka" perfect for those who love to party by drinking Vodka.

Looking for a phone case that packs a punch? Look no further than "Mess With The Kirby, You Get The Hurty!" This clever case features everyone's favorite pink puffball, but don't let his cute exterior fool you - he's a tough guy who won't hesitate to take down any foe who crosses his path! With his signature ability to steal powers, as well as his formidable fighting skills, Kirby is a force to be reckoned with, and this phone case is the perfect way to show off your love for this classic Nintendo hero. So if you're looking for a phone case that's cute, cool, and seriously badass, add "Mess With The Kirby, You Get The Hurty" to your cart today!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

whether you're talking to customer service, your kids, your family, or your employees... It's important to talk to them respectfully! Being rude gets nobody anywhere, and kindness is universally appreciated! Be kind, Show love, And BE loved!

Tell the annoying haters and rude boys to back off with this funny, "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" sassy design! Perfect for a computer nerd, sassy people, feeling sassy, sassy jokes, and being left alone!

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Don't underestimate or judge me for my size! Show off your sassy raccoon self with this, "Chubby But I Will Fight You" raccoon design! Perfect for feeling sassy, raccoon quotes, animal lover, animal humor, chubby pride, and being left alone!

Yeah, so what if I'm a slut?!

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

Let's face it, we all need the sun in order to survive, because who else will provide us all the vitamin D and kisses on our skin?

Unless you're allergic to them, not liking them is not allowed. You'll be cancelled!

Unless you're allergic to dogs, not liking them is not allowed! Bye, Felicia.

...Then we should totally be friends. Here, come sit with me so that we can silently make fun of everyone around us. Grab this sassy ironic design and showcase your sarcasm with pride.

Sassy Jesus Is so done with being misquoted all the time. Spread the word about how the son of God feels about having his words twisted with this funny religious design that says "OMG You Guys That's Not What I Said".

Laze around like, a glamorous, fancy mermaid princess combing her hair on a rock and just be lazy! Mermaids can do nothing all day, so why can't you? Look super glamorous with this sassy and fancy lazy mermaid princess phone case.

This princess can lift more than you can, she's pretty and powerful! Go to the gym and show those wimpy boys that you're a true princess who can lift, squat and bench way more than they can. Be a muscle bound princess with this sassy and athletic phone case!

Some say sass can be too much to handle, but so can sarcasm. When both combine the world explodes into a mess of bitchiness of my incredible proportions. Sarcasm and Sass can go hand and hand. So be the queen of both with this awesome and sassy "Oh I'm Sorry. Was My Sass Too Much For You?" on a colorful ironic wildflower sassy phone case design. Being cute and sassy is utterly important!

Keep your hands off our rights, men of congress. You're controlling behavior over women and our bodies has gone too far! Show the world that we are willing to fight for control over our own uterus!

You wanna know what happens when you peel this husk? Eh? You think you wanna pop this corn, bud? Why don't you shuck around and find out?!