Wood Work Weekender Totes

Long division, multiplication, addition, subtraction, I don't care! Just show your work! Great for those teachers out there that have a sassy sense of humor!

Get into the next fall mushroom hunt with this dark background version of an autumnal mushroom pattern featuring a plethora of fall season favorites! Perfect for mushroom hunters, foragers, and mycologists who have mushroom in their hearts for fall and spores.

Get into the next fall mushroom hunt with this medium background version of an autumnal mushroom pattern featuring a plethora of fall season favorites! Perfect for mushroom hunters, foragers, and mycologists who have mushroom in their hearts for fall and spores.

Get into the next fall mushroom hunt with this autumnal mushroom pattern featuring a plethora of fall season favorites! Perfect for mushroom hunters, foragers, and mycologists who have mushroom in their hearts for fall and spores.

Hunt for mushrooms with the lads with this cool forage daddy design! Perfect for getting into nature and enjoying the sights and sounds while ethically gathering some wild forageables in town or the woods!

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Dream big with this anti-work design that sees what work will be like in the future: WAY MORE CHILL.

The mountains are calling and I must scream at them. Get away from it all and howl existentially into vast, unforgiving landscapes with this funny camping design, perfect for a socially distanced vacation to a cabin in the woods or to a campsite out in the boonies.

Everyday I'm NOT hustlin' cause laziness is a myth and hustle culture defines your worth by overworking for respect. Cut some clear work-life boundaries and allow yourself the space to veg out with this retro parody design!

Per my last email, is the petty way of sending work emails about dumb questions. What's more petty than a sassy lil' cat? Show off your sassiness at work with this funny, work email meme, cat parody weekender tote bag.

Did you get lost wandering the woods and got caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way! Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Looking for a weekend companion that speaks to your inner mystic? Meet "Occult Musings", the weekender that understands what it means to respect nature, and how to revel in all things spiritual and witchy. This bag is the perfect carrier for all your supernatural treasures, from crystals to potions and everything in-between. Its design is a nod to the occult, with symbols and hidden meanings that only the enlightened will understand. Whether you're headed to a coven meeting or an adventure in the woods, "Occult Musings" is your go-to companion. Practical, stylish and infused with magic, this weekender is sure to become your favorite accessory. Invest in "Occult Musings" for the ultimate celebration of all things spooky and wonderfully mystical.

Admire the beauty and bounty of nature with this floral forageables pattern perfect for nerding out about morel mushrooms, talking about processing things for wildcrafts, and looking fresh as a just-picked mulberry.

Don't you hate it when you get to the job interview and you realize you're woefully underqualified because you don't have any flesh? Yeah, I hate that too.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

C'mon get a hold of yourself! Grab your harness, carabiner and chalk and get up that wall with this dorky rock climbing pun showing off some neat looking holds.

When the moon's out and you're working through IT and you just gotta do some bawling on your broom.... yeah, you know the feeling. Cry it out while you do some witchy stuff with this humorous design.

These little guys are working hard and sailing the seven seas! Sea otters are adorable and aquatic, which makes them the perfect sailors. Show your love for these cute and furry, seafaring creatures with this cute, otter sailor weekender tote bag.

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

Sorry I can't work today- I'm retired. Yes, retired! As in, I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. Get others to tiredly groan along with you with this groovy sleepy sun pun design that could probably use a day off.

Support refugees and hard-working immigrants with this "Will Trade Racists For Refugees" design to celebrate our diversity while rejecting and resisting racism! Perfect for a social justice warrior, liberal progressives, minority rights, human rights, protests, and immigrant pride!