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Wood Grain Patterns Unisex Long Sleeve Stockings

Browse our collection of 193 Wood Grain Patterns Unisex Long Sleeve Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Long Llama Scarf Stocking

Long Llama Scarf Stocking

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Beep bop! It'a the Nature Robots! Do a little dance with these cute little creatures.

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Into the Unknown Pattern Stocking

Into the Unknown Pattern Stocking

Did you get lost wandering the woods? Did you get caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way. Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

GameBee Pattern Stocking

GameBee Pattern Stocking

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Footballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Baseballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Snowflake Pattern Stocking

Keep cosy and covered with this winter theme, snowflake pattern design! Perfect for the colder months, loving snow, and seasonal social responsibility!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

Squash Pattern Stocking

Squash Pattern Stocking

Autumn is coming, and you're feeling pretty GOURD about it! This squash pattern is sure to radiate the spirit of fall!

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

90's Cats Pattern Stocking

Are you ready to feal NYAstolgic?? These cats remember what it was like strutting around with a pawkman, listening to clawsettes, calling people on your mewkia, and of course the jingle "be kind, rewind" before returning your vhs to blockpawster.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado Toast Pattern Stocking

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Mothman Ugly Sweater Pattern Stocking

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Basketballs Pattern Stocking

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Retro Fall Love Pattern Stocking

Show off your groovy and retro fall vibes with this mid-century modern pattern. Lovers of fall, fall fashion, and pumpkin spice, this one's for you!

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

Fall Cowboy Pattern Stocking

HapYEE FALL everyone! This fall pattern is perfect for those who are a cowboy at heart! Express your love of the countryside and the fall season!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Rainbow Troll Pattern Stocking

Rainbow Troll Pattern Stocking

Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.

Banana penis pattern Stocking

Banana penis pattern Stocking

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

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