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Women Want Me Animal Puns Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 20 Women Want Me Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Hug Me Puffer Fish Greeting Card

Hug Me Puffer Fish Greeting Card

Just because they're covered in sharp sometimes poisonous spines, doesn't mean that puffer fish don't want love too! This adorable sensitive animal greeting card reads, "Hug Me" and shows a cute little puffer fish just looking for some love. Show some emotions with this lovable fishy card!

You Give Me Porpoise Greeting Card

You Give Me Porpoise Greeting Card

Celebrate your valentine and the value they bring to your life with this "You Give Me Porpoise" dolphin valentines card! Perfect for a Valentine's gift, anniversary cards, animal puns, funny Valentine, animal jokes, Valentine's puns, dolphin puns and dolphin lover!

Headbutt The Patriarchy Greeting Card

Headbutt The Patriarchy Greeting Card

Show the world you're ready to headbutt the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Headbutt The Patriarchy design! There's no room on the farm for sexist sentiments.

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell Greeting Card

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Greeting Card

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Greeting Card

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Swole Possum Greeting Card

Swole Possum Greeting Card

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

Ret Greeting Card

Ret Greeting Card

Am ret, gib cheese. Am no pest, am best friend! Am adorable and intelligent, plz luv me.

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

Count Chonkula Greeting Card

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

Thank Ewe Greeting Card

Thank Ewe Greeting Card

This funny thank you card is perfect for the animal pun lovers who just wants to say Thank Ewe with this cute female sheep! This animal card is great for fans of funny thank you cards, animal art, animal jokes, and cute thank you cards.

You Kenku It Greeting Card

You Kenku It Greeting Card

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

Gimme The Bleat Boys Greeting Card

Gimme The Bleat Boys Greeting Card

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

Caw Humbug Greeting Card

Caw Humbug Greeting Card

Tis the season... ughhh. Can I migrate, because i'd rather crow somewhere else. The only thing that can convince me to stay is free bird feed.

World's Greatest Motter Greeting Card

World's Greatest Motter Greeting Card

Mother, you're so great, everyone otter have you as their mom! You're the best around, and nobody could convince me otherwise! Great for otter loving mom's on motter's day!

You're A Mom Like No Otter Greeting Card

You're A Mom Like No Otter Greeting Card

Mother, you're so great, everyone otter have you as their mom! You're the best around, and nobody could convince me otherwise! Great for otter loving mom's on motter's day!

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Will You Be My Honey? Greeting Card

Honey, I Love You Beary Much! Won't give me your paw and be my valentine? I love you more than a bear loves honey!

I'm Dreaming Of A Great White Christmas Greeting Card

I'm Dreaming Of A Great White Christmas Greeting Card

Screw Having a white christmas! Why have snow when you can have SHARKS!? At Least the cold gives me an excuse to stay inside and watch shark documentaries all day.

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Greeting Card

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Greeting Card

Will mew be mine, valentine? I'd make the purrfect significant other. Let me take mew out on a date.

Buck Off Deer Greeting Card

Buck Off Deer Greeting Card

How about you mind your own business and buck off! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this angry, "Buck Off" deer design.

Chuck Around And Find Out Woodchuck Greeting Card

Chuck Around And Find Out Woodchuck Greeting Card

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why don't you chuck around and find out! Show that you're sassy and ready to protect your personal space with this, "Chuck Around And Find Out" woodchuck design.

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