Witty Sayings Blankets

Say less dude! Show off your sassy side with this sassy design with a groovy flare!

You're aloud to say no to things you don't have the time or energy for. Take a good look at hustle culture and say no to it with a smile on your face with this self care design. Setting boundaries is self care after all!

Say my name the cancer having meth king known for his near perfect product. All hail the fallen drug lord with this awesome tee homage to breaking bad in one of his most iconic quotes, Say My Name.

A design for the yoga fan. OM is one of the best feelings ever. Show your love for yoga with this awesome design.

Working out or household chores are something so many people need but no one needs to do them right this second. But hey, maybe tomorrow you can do it. And maybe you'll stop procrastination, tomorrow. Tomorrow is the best day for anything. So relax now and maybe tomorrow you will stop saying you will do it tomorrow.

No one can tell you what to do! If you wanna be seen in this floral blanket design in public who's to stop you?? You're fabulous as F***, work it. To celebrate your body positivity wear this cute floral blanket that sure to fit into your wardrobe!

Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!

Need some perfect gifts for bakers, this sassy cupcake shirt is your perfect choice. "Hope you like my new recipe, they're called shut the fucupcakes." This sarcastic food pun is sure to make them shut up with a witty cupcake joke.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Let everyone know that you don't want any of their negative waves because you're all about positivity. inspire everyone in your home to chill out with this design that says "Good Vibes Only".

Knit or Die! You have been placed on this earth to knit and to knit hard. Nothing really changes what you are meant to do. If you don't have those knitting needles in your hand and a ball of yarn at your side, what else is there? So knit and knit hard and as this awesome knitting blanket says, "Knit or Die". Knit like your life depends on it!

Yeah I'm a Hedgehog, you could say I'm pretty... HEDGY. Be adorably cute and hella punk spike ball with this funny hedgehog blanket featuring an edgy punk hedgehog wearing a vest, boots and piercings and a pun that says "I'm pretty HEDGY".

Say no to winter this year because who wants to go outside and be out in the cold? Avoid the awful winter weather in this anit-cold weather blanket design that says "If It's Snowing I'm Not Going" on a cute light blue snowflake pattern because snow is the absolute worst.

Show how much you love someone with this Baby Yoda cuteness, featuring Baby Yoda holding a heart saying "Love You, I Do" for a valentine or anniversary!

If your a princess and you like to party regardless of what the haters say rock this pretty barbie heart inspired "I Don't Give a Shit" blanket.

Wait. You didn't say huddle? You said cuddle? Aw shit. Alright well let me get out of my favorite football jersey and helmet. I swear you said huddle. I mean, football season is my favorite time of the year. Every fall I can see the quarterback...the tight ends... ugh. Alright well I guess we can cuddle, but next time make sure you say tight end better.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

If there's one thing that should go without saying, it's that you shouldn't be an asshole. It doesn't kill you to be nice! Share love, not hate.

Get filled with the Christmas spirit this holiday season with this funny nutcracker design that says "Put Your Nuts In My Mouth" the perfect gift for that special someone with a sense of humor.

Get your game on with this fun soccer balls pattern! Nothing says "soccer fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun football pattern! Nothing says "football fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Get your game on with this fun baseball pattern! Nothing says "baseball fan" like covering yourself or your stuff with balls! ...Err, game balls, that is. Perfect for your next game party!

Amuse your fellow math nerds with these 3.14159265359... uh... with these just over three snakes. If they say the joke's too subtle, tell them to stop being so rational.

Who says sharks can't be cute? Celebrate sharks and Shark Week with this adorable shark pattern!

Show your love for 90s anime with this Usagi inspired design. This design features an illustration of Usagi holing a floppy disk saying "I'll just warn you now... I don't know how to use a computer.

This new year decide to improve your life in the best way possible with this holiday blanket design that says "This Year I Will Drink More Wine And Wear Less Pants".

Haters have some awful things to say. You know why though? Its because their jealous of you. Aside from the fact that you don't even need to acknowledge such slander, who gives a shit? You're waaaaay to Kawaii for that.

Be sure to follow your daily nutrition requirements. Or you can just say f*ck it and eat a pizza. Choose delicious over nutritious in this Pizza Pyramid design.

I can't even right now with all these cats! Put a feline twist on the "can't even right now" trend with this adorable saying! I cat even right meow.