Witchy Trash Parody Blankets

It's like animal crossing, except it's trashy, and you rent out a garbage can instead of a house. Trades are made solely in treasures found while dumpster diving.

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

Poor Unfortunate Trash. In pain, in need. This one's longing to be garbage that one wants to get the filth, and do I help them? Yes indeed. Show your love for trash pandas and the sea witches with this Ursula parody design.

Everyone has heard of Super Smash Bros. But have you ever heard of Super Trash Bros.?? Well, your life is about to change when you cop this design!

Introducing the ultimate ode to all things trash our hilarious and eye-catching blanket that will keep you warm and cozy no matter what. Featuring a bold and colorful design, this blanket proudly declares your love for all things dumpster-related, from the stinky and putrid to the downright rotten. With its clever play on words and witty call to action, this blanket is sure to be a hit with anyone who isn't afraid to embrace their inner trash cat and go on a wild and filthy adventure. So why wait? Order now and get ready to explore a whole new world of garbage and grime, all from the comfort of your own home.

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.

Weeb Life Forever! The only thing more gangster than thug life is weeaboo life. Show off your love for all things Japan in this pastel anime styles Weeb Life design. Adorned with beautiful anime eyes and the lcosest japanese term for weeaboo we could find.