What Sins Will He Commit Nostalgia Blankets

Do you feel like you're stuck in a rut? Let our Kermit Tarot Card blanket be your guide to achievement! This Muppet prophetically delivers a message of growth, encouraging you to jump out of your comfort zone like he does off a log. With a sly grin, he reminds you to ignore the naysayers because after all, it's none of their business what you do. So, channel your inner amphibian, and take a leap of faith towards success with this humorous and inspiring blanket. Wrap yourself in the comfort of Kermit's wisdom, and embrace your destiny with this statement-making piece of home decor.

Embrace your inner princess with this fantasy pegasus pillow. Look at how majestic and beautiful he is soaring through the cosmos. I bet he farts magic and rainbows.

Ginger bread is like, totally ginger RAD, man. Take your gingerbread making skills back to the nineties with this bodacious design! He was a skater bread, don't eat him later, man.

HONK! It's that time of year where everyone gets their inks out to make something unique! Some, however, choose to hone their inking skills with HONKTOBER! This inky goose is here to wiggle and bounce the night away. Goose what are you doing? GOOSE STOP THAT'S TOO MUCH WIGGLING.

What's everyone buzzing about? Maybe just a thrilling show about soccer, being lost in the woods, survival and exploring complex female relationships? Show off your love for the yellow jackets with this "Buzz Buzz Buzz" design.

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...

Witchy Millenials unite! this nostalgic witch is great for people who are still running (or flying) in the 90's. What can I say, that 90's aesthetic put a spell on me!

Forget space whales, what about basstronauts? Yes, you heard me. Just think about those big floppy flappy wet boys, exploring the cosmos, going up the galaxic stream, with this majestic spacey pun.

Attention all Digidestined fans! Step into the digital world with our latest blanket product, the "Digital Monsters Pattern" featuring your favorite digi companions Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon. This cozy blanket is perfect for snuggling up during a Digimon marathon or showing off your inner child at your next anime convention. Don't let your love for these digital creatures stay hidden, let it shine through with this colorful and playful pattern. Let the nostalgia run wild as you reminisce about your childhood adventures battling evil Digimon with your trusted partners. This blanket is not just a piece of fabric, it's a statement that you are a true fan and a beloved Digidestined. So, what are you waiting for? Join the digital world and add the "Digital Monsters Pattern" blanket to your collection today!