Weed Money Bag Sassy Weekender Totes

Introducing the "Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs" Weekender! Be the talk of the town with this hilarious statement piece that will make anyone giggle. Perfect for weekend getaways, road trips, or even a trip to the grocery store. But beware! This bag may attract some unwanted attention, so be ready to explain that it's not what it looks like. The spacious interior can fit all your essentials and then some, so pack with peace of mind. Use it as a conversation starter at parties or bring it to the beach to ensure you never lose sight of your belongings. Stand out from the crowd with this clever and witty weekender that says it all without saying anything at all. Confidence is key, and with this bag by your side, you'll have it in spades. Get ready to turn heads and make a statement with the Definitely Not A Bag Full of Drugs Weekender!

Be careful, I only have so many f*cks to give, and they're all in this bag. Show off your limited f*cks with this funny, "Bag Full Of All The F*cks I Give (Very Limited Capacity)" accessory bag. Perfect for being sarcastic and sassy.

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this funny, "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

You just keep swimming downstream, and it doesn't end. Get some laughs with this fish that has seen some things.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!