Unique Blankets

Tiger in Cowboy Hat Neon Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.

Tiger in Cowboy Hat Pattern. Show your love for these majestic big cats with this unique pattern featuring illustrations of tigers rocking awesome cowboy hats.

Celebrate this holiday Christmas with awesome swag. This blanket design features a hilarious street talk pun 'Happy Holla Days' on a tiny snowflake pattern. Happy Holla Days everyone! Have a wonderful Christmas this year!

Decorate your home and life with this nerdy gamer subtle triforce pattern. Perfect for the Legend of Zelda fan and makes an amazing unique gift.

Decorate your home and life with this nerdy gamer subtle triforce pattern. Perfect for the Legend of Zelda fan and makes an amazing unique gift.

Whether you're a tried and true traveling adventurer or aspire to be one day, whether you love to kayak on a river, lake, or the ocean, this colorful, adventurous kayak blanket is perfect to add that colorful finishing touch to your look and decor! If you're a camper, backpacker, or any forest and nature loving wildchild, it's perfect for keeping warm in all occasions!

If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

Add some trendy and unique style to your home with this cute ice cream sandwich patterned blanket. Great for adding pops of color right where you need it!

Have I gone mad? The original punk princess parody here with a unique Alice design with vintage, Wonderland-inspired tattoos. Perfect for people who love nostalgia and hard core princesses.

Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.

Classical art, pixelated to reflect the digital art forms of today. A parody of sorts on the classic tapestries from the 1500's and of the common theme of the hunt for the unicorn popular in late medieval and renaissance works.

Two beautiful harpies illustrated in front of a rising sun or moon. Real mythological creatures anyone can see and enjoy!

Stand back, citizen. A job like this calls for my unique napping skills. And a bunch of blankets... and maybe some chamomile tea. Grab this ironic lazy design and sleep in reverence and emulation of the noble cat. Crash that couch like a cozy champion.

Add some trendy and unique style to your home with this cute ice cream sandwich patterned blanket. Great for adding pops of color right where you need it!

Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

Weird Santa to creep out friends and family this holiday season. Get this creepy dirty joke Santa shirt featuring the phrase I have a huge package for you!

HONK! It's that time of year where everyone gets their inks out to make something unique! Some, however, choose to hone their inking skills with HONKTOBER! This inky goose is here to wiggle and bounce the night away. Goose what are you doing? GOOSE STOP THAT'S TOO MUCH WIGGLING.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

In Tarot, the tower card is usually read as an omen of disaster...But this version sure isn't, unless your version of disaster is too much breakfast food! Whether you're a fan of the occult with a sense of humor, or a lover of breakfast food, this tarot card blanket is a cute, funny choice of accessory for anyone looking for cute bedding!

Whether you're a connoisseur of horror manga, or have just read a few, these holes are instantly recognizable. And at least one of them is probably made for you...If you're a fan of horror show off your appreciation with this cool horror manga inspired blanket! Sure to creep out all your friends who are familiar with the imagery!

Whether you're a connoisseur of horror manga, or have just read a few, these holes are instantly recognizable. And at least one of them is probably made for you...If you're a fan of horror show off your appreciation with this cool horror manga inspired blanket! Sure to creep out all your friends who are familiar with the imagery!

Watch out tonight because there be monsters. Look up at the moon and hope you don't hear a howl because this creepy occult wolf and fog animal pattern is coming for you.

Watch out tonight because there be monsters. Look up at the moon and hope you don't hear a howl because this creepy occult wolf and fog animal pattern is coming for you.

This beautiful geometric patterned blanket, inspired by summer colors and fish scales or dragon scales, is perfect for a bright, modern indie look! Deck out your bed, couch, chair, yourself, with the bright greens and golds of summer and show off your hipster sense of style!

Snow is the worst and the winter weather is awful so stay inside and avoid all of that while watching some netflix and drinking some hot tea.

Whatever you're planning, CAN YOU NOT? Display this ironic blanket when you're ready for the cold weather to CUT THAT NONSENSE OUT. In the meantime, just swaddle yourself in blankets on the couch like a sweltering, lazy coccoon, and emerge the following spring as a glorious butterfly.

Equip this blanket next time you're cold! Perfect gift idea for the gamer in your family or in you. Wrap yourself up in this Legend of Zelda pattern design featuring the classic ocarina, boss key, harp, grappling hook, lon lon milk and more!

Say no to winter this year because who wants to go outside and be out in the cold? Avoid the awful winter weather in this anit-cold weather blanket design that says "If It's Snowing I'm Not Going" on a cute light blue snowflake pattern because snow is the absolute worst.

Winter is coming, and that means Christmas, and Santa with his jolly merriment and snow. UGH SNOW?! While your friends and family go caroling this December just remember you can't spell snow with no. It's like it already knows, you're not about the snow scene. If your against the dreadful weather, this winter blanket is perfect for you.