Trash Gifts Unisex Long Sleeve Food T-Shirts

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge, carpet between my toes, the soft glow of the refrigerator light illuminating the delicious treats inside. I love you fridge, you're the only one for me.

The Twinkie was supposed to be forever! Show some love for America's favorite pastry with this Long Shelf Life tee.

Long distance relationships can be tough, so move your fridge into you room! Perfect for lovers of perishable food stuffs and eating. Show your love for your fridge with this funny shirt! Perfect for those who are forever alone, love food, Nutella, chocolate, wine, watching hours or Netflix, and hanging out alone with their cats.

"Who said trash can't be stylish? Introducing the Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon tee - the perfect way to embrace your inner raccoon while staying true to your basic side. This witty and creative design features a quirky raccoon sipping on a cup of coffee, reminding us all that even the most mundane tasks can be enjoyable with a caffeine boost. It's the ideal conversation starter for coffee lovers and animal enthusiasts alike! Whether you're sipping on your morning brew or just lounging around, this comfy tee is a must-have for any casual occasion. The versatile design means it pairs perfectly with your favourite jeans or joggers, and the unisex fit makes it a great gift for any friend or family member. So why not add some humor to your wardrobe and snag this adorable Basic Trash Coffee Raccoon tee today?

Basic Trash. Show your love of raccoons and the basic side of life with this funny raccoon and coffee inspired design.

Eat the rich! They're pretty garbage, but unlucky for them, I'm a trash cat. c'mere you trashy, vile beings!

Eat the rich! They're pretty garbage, but unlucky for them, I'm a trash cat. c'mere you trashy, vile beings!

Are you tired of having to share the one thing in the world that can make anyone happy? Yeah, I'd rather have a side of my own cheese fries too. If you're an advocate of wanting your own food then this "Longing For My Very Own Cheese Fries" shirt design is for you. The next time you're out at the bar or going to a dinner, remember that you're allowed to get your own food and not share.

I'll be the first to tell you i'm not the best cook. No matter how hard i try, it seems the only thing willing to eat my food is the local trash cats. Oh well, at least I tried!

I'll be the first to tell you i'm not the best cook. No matter how hard i try, it seems the only thing willing to eat my food is the local trash cats. Oh well, at least I tried!

A Possum's Favorite motto, and mine too! There's nothing better than a lazy afternoon where you just decide to be trash, eat garbage food, and then sleep the whole weekend. What a life!

A Possum's Favorite motto, and mine too! There's nothing better than a lazy afternoon where you just decide to be trash, eat garbage food, and then sleep the whole weekend. What a life!

Look at this good looking possum just existing. Love the life and body you have with this scrappy looking possum that's just being their best self!

Look at this good looking possum just existing. Love the life and body you have with this scrappy looking possum that's just being their best self!

Raccoon Matata. Don't worry eat trash. Show that you have no worries, just junk food with this cute raccoon and song parody inspired design.

Raccoon Matata. Don't worry eat trash. Show that you have no worries, just junk food with this cute raccoon and song parody inspired design.

Eat what and whenever you feel like with this, "I Eat What I Want Whenever I Want To" opossum design! Perfect for loving opossums, trash animals, and eating what you want whenever you want to!

Feeling extra fluffy today? Take it to the next level with our Feeling Husky (Corn Husky) t-shirt. This pun-tastic shirt is perfect for those who love a good laugh and a cute design. Whether you're a fan of corn or just enjoy the playful pun, this shirt is a must-have. The unisex design allows anyone to rock the corn husk look, making it a great gift for friends and family. The comfortable fit of this tee will have you feeling cozy and confident all day long. Wear it to your next family BBQ or perhaps a trip to a corn maze. You'll be the talk and the laugh of the field in this fun and unique shirt. So embrace your inner corn husk and show off your playful sense of style with our Feeling Husky (Corn Husky) t-shirt.

Show off your love of pizza, puns, and possums with this funny, "I Love Opizza" foodie animal design! Perfect for being a trash cat on a snack run, featuring an illustration of an opossum eating a slice of pizza.

Looking for a way to flaunt your food choices? This "I Eat What I Want Whenever I Want To" Opossum t-shirt design might just be the perfect fit for you! Whether you are a foodie or just love opossums, this t-shirt would make a great addition to your trash-loving wardrobe. The opossum illustration on this shirt is both adorable and bold, making for a striking statement piece. So, go ahead and indulge in your favorite foods while wearing your favorite shirt- no judgment here! This shirt is not just an article of clothing, it's a lifestyle choice. Wear it with pride and enjoy life on your terms- one meal at a time. The perfect gift for yourself or someone in your life who loves a good trash snacking session. Don't wait any longer and grab your "I Eat What I Want Whenever I Want To" Opossum t-shirt today!

Introducing our newest addition to the animal kingdom-themed collection, the "Hey (with the intention of stealing your food) Raccoon" t-shirt. Whether you're a raccoon lover or simply a food enthusiast, this tee is perfect for you. Imagine the look on your friends' faces when they see you sporting this hilarious design that depicts a cute and playful raccoon planning to steal your food. The creative artwork showcases the cheeky personality of raccoons and their love for scavenging through trash cans, bringing a humorous twist to your everyday outfit. The quirky and witty catchphrase on the design will surely make you stand out in the crowd and bring out the playful and mischievous side of you. Whether you're going for a casual daytime stroll or a fun night out with friends, this t-shirt is versatile and comfortable for all occasions. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt is built to last and keep you feeling cozy all day long. So why wait? Get your hands on the "Hey (with the intention of stealing your food) Raccoon" t-shirt today and add a touch of humor to your wardrobe!

Hey (with the intention of stealing your food). Show off your love of food, eating garbage, and being trash stealing snacks with this raccoon parody design!

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday raccoon design!

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday raccoon design!

Be the 3 star rated michelin chef of absolute garbage with this funny & cute possum design, perfect for serving up junk food and absolutely owning the trash you put into your diet.

Be the 3 star rated michelin chef of absolute garbage with this funny & cute possum design, perfect for serving up junk food and absolutely owning the trash you put into your diet.

Too bad you can't do both at the same time! There's nothing better than a great nap and a deliciously fattening snack. It's so great that for some, it's a way of life! Share your lazy lifestyle with this sleepy raccoon.

Too bad you can't do both at the same time! There's nothing better than a great nap and a deliciously fattening snack. It's so great that for some, it's a way of life! Share your lazy lifestyle with this sleepy raccoon.

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.

Why have crab ragoon when you can have crab raccoon!? Clearly they are the cuter, more superior option.