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Toilet Paper Hoarding Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 19 Toilet Paper Hoarding Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Happy Hoard-A-Days Greeting Card

Happy Hoard-A-Days Greeting Card

"Re-Gifting" isn't in my vocabulary. Every gift I have received will forever be a part of my hoard! Happy Hoard-a-days everyone, and a hoardey new year.

Class of 2020 Greeting Card

Class of 2020 Greeting Card

2020 is proving to be... Well, an interesting year, to say at the least. What, with the toilet paper shortages and everyone staying home? At least the class of 2020 will have quite the story to share in the future!

I Shy Paper Bag Greeting Card

I Shy Paper Bag Greeting Card

Calling all the shy and cute introverts! This adorable paper bag would make a great collection for your asset of items. Express yourself in the most subtle way possible!

Sorry I Can't I Have To Grade Papers Greeting Card

Sorry I Can't I Have To Grade Papers Greeting Card

Sorry I Can't, I Have To Grade Papers. Show that you can't party tonight because you're living that teacher life with this funny teaching inspired design.

I Need TP for My Bunghole Greeting Card

I Need TP for My Bunghole Greeting Card

I need tp for my bunghole. The year is 2020, The Virus has consumed the land and our most prized commodity is... toilet tissue. Show that you've run out of paper for your poopy butthole with this design.

Can't Spell Quarantine Without U R A Q T Greeting Card

Can't Spell Quarantine Without U R A Q T Greeting Card

You can't spell "quarantine" without U-R-A-Q-T ;) Practice flirtatious distancing with this funny design! Perfect for being cute and staying at home.

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

LISTEN BOOMER....BACK IN MY DAY, WE drank MEMES from a HOSE. WE KILLED toilet paper with AVOCADOS. WE F*CKED a FISH!! we YEETED HAW. HOSPITAL WAS NEVER!!!! We screamed at GOD. "F" was RESPECT. WE DIED in SQUALOR because LAZY PHONE and NO OTHER REASON!!! Set those boomers straight with this bizarre shitpost take on "back in my day".

Be A Menace Keep It Up Greeting Card

Be A Menace Keep It Up Greeting Card

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

The Shitter Parody Greeting Card

The Shitter Parody Greeting Card

Behold! This new art installation was inspired by the original classics. May I present to you, The Shitter! This creation is dedicated to those that took a shit at one point in their lifetime. If you are one of those people, this design was made with you in mind!

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

What We Do In The Bark Greeting Card

This immortal creature of the night howls at the moon and drinks toilet water more than blood. Get some spooky vibes going with this funny and cute vampire dog parody!

I Have Nothing To Do This Weekend No Teacher Ever Greeting Card

I Have Nothing To Do This Weekend No Teacher Ever Greeting Card

I Have Nothing To Do This Weekend - No Teacher Ever. If you're a teacher your weekends are filled with creating lesson plans and grading papers. Show that you are deprived of your well-earned weekends with this sassy teacher design.

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Scarf Duck Greeting Card

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Phantom of the Opurra Greeting Card

Phantom of the Opurra Greeting Card

Masquerade! Paper kittens on parade. Show your love for cats and musicals with this Phantom of the Opera Cat shirt. This shirt features an illustration of a cute kitten in the Phantom's Mask and the phrase "Phantom of the Opurra.

Fish News Anchor Parody Greeting Card

Fish News Anchor Parody Greeting Card

This just in, your favorite news anchor is back in town! There's no need to worry about not being in the loop of things anymore. This fish is iconic and reliable. Just rest assured that you can trust him!

This Mom Crits D20 Greeting Card

This Mom Crits D20 Greeting Card

This Mom Crits D20. Nat 20! Show you're a nerdy pen and paper rpg playing mom with this floral d20 design.

Wife Mom Paladin Greeting Card

Wife Mom Paladin Greeting Card

Wife, Mom Paladin. Show that you're an amazing partner, mother and destroyer of evil! Show that you are a mighty paladin empowered with righteous divinity with this design.

Wife Mom Bard Greeting Card

Wife Mom Bard Greeting Card

Wife, Mom Bard. Show that you're an amazing partner, mother and you inspire your traveling companions with your glorious song! Show that you are a super sexy charismatic bard with this fantasy nerd inspired design.

Wife Mom Barbarian Greeting Card

Wife Mom Barbarian Greeting Card

Wife, Mom Barbarian. Show that you're an amazing partner, mother, and vicious damage dealer! Show that you are a barbaric forced to be reconded with!

You Just Had To Be There Floppy Disk Parody Greeting Card

You Just Had To Be There Floppy Disk Parody Greeting Card

If you've never saved a paper, document or file to a floppy disk, then you just had to be there. Take a trip down memory lane with this funny, 90's, nostalgic, "you just had to be there" meme greeting card!

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