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He's a man of the night, but also the man of the hour. Mothman simply cannot turn down a good turn up!

He's a man of the night, but also the man of the hour. Mothman simply cannot turn down a good turn up!

...You can always get a Chupacabra. Every occasion calls for a Chupacabra. Based on the goat-sucking Cryptid, this shirt is perfect for any El Chupacabra nerd!

...You can always get a Chupacabra. Every occasion calls for a Chupacabra. Based on the goat-sucking Cryptid, this shirt is perfect for any El Chupacabra nerd!

Perfect for carving a gnarly boneless over some goats at night! This rad as heck Chupacabra skateboarder design does not suck, but it does shred.

Perfect for carving a gnarly boneless over some goats at night! This rad as heck Chupacabra skateboarder design does not suck, but it does shred.

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

Don't like my immortal looks or my edgy style? You can bite me! Look fresh this Halloween with this edgy vampire design featuring a cool vamp with some rad shades to block out the haters.

Don't like my immortal looks or my edgy style? You can bite me! Look fresh this Halloween with this edgy vampire design featuring a cool vamp with some rad shades to block out the haters.

AYYYEEEE! Watch out, these finger guns are DANGEROUS! This mermaid likely sings to attract sailors to a massive party, full of other sirens and merm-osas.

AYYYEEEE! Watch out, these finger guns are DANGEROUS! This mermaid likely sings to attract sailors to a massive party, full of other sirens and merm-osas.

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

You KENKU it!! I believe in you! Get all nat 20's in your next campaign with this funny kenku design that's sure to be a critical success among your party members and your dungeon master!

Looking for a festive and funky Christmas t-shirt that will not only put you in the holiday spirit but also help you stand out among the crowd? Look no further than our Gettin' Yeti for Christmas tee! With its amusing Yeti artwork and witty wordplay, this t-shirt is perfect for anyone who's looking to get wild and woolly this holiday season. Whether you're cozying up by the fire with a cup of cocoa or hitting the town for some yuletide shenanigans, this tee is sure to become your go-to garment. So why wait? Get your Yeti on and become the life of the party this Christmas season!

Introducing Mothy the Snowman, the ultimate legend of the winter season! Stay warm and fashionable while looking extra mysterious with this exclusive and limited edition cryptid t-shirt. With its creepy cute design, Mothy is the perfect conversation starter for all your holiday gatherings. You'll be the center of attention and the envy of all your friends with this iconic character on your chest. This shirt is perfect for those who love everything cryptozoology and creature hunting. It's the perfect gift for any fan of the supernatural and all things eerie. Whether you're hitting the slopes or just hitting up a holiday party, Mothy the Snowman is the go-to tee that is sure to turn heads. So if you're looking to stand out in the crowd, make sure you grab your Mothy the Snowman t-shirt today!

Looking for the perfect shirt to wear during the holiday season? Look no further than the "I'm a Christmas Cryptid" t-shirt! This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to curl up at home with a good book and a hot cup of cocoa during the year - but can't resist getting out and socializing during the festive season. With the unique and eye-catching design on this shirt, you can show everyone that you're a true Christmas cryptid! Whether you're heading to a holiday party or just enjoying some time with family and friends, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and get people talking. So why wait? Order your "I'm a Christmas Cryptid" shirt today and get ready to spread some holiday cheer in style!

Get ready to channel your inner Yeti with this hilarious and festive tee! With the holiday season just around the corner, it's time to start Gettin' Yeti for Christmas. Whether you're decking the halls or stuffing your face with Christmas cookies, this cute yeti design is the perfect addition to your holiday wardrobe. Designed with both style and comfort in mind, this tee is sure to keep you feeling cozy and looking great all season long. And with its witty spaghetti-inspired slogan, it's bound to be a hit at your next ugly sweater party or family gathering. So why wait? Don't be left out in the cold this Christmas - grab your Gettin' Yeti tee today and step up your holiday game like the legend himself!

Here's my take on an updated description for your "I Believe in the Christmas Tsuchinoko" t-shirt: Get ready to sleigh this holiday season with the ultimate Christmas cryptid tee. The legendary Tsuchinoko might not be as well-known as Rudolph or Frosty, but believers know that this mythical serpent has a special place in Santa's heart. This hilarious shirt lets you declare your allegiance to the jolly Tsanta Tsuchinoko with a festive twist. Whether you're decorating the tree, sipping hot cocoa, or spreading holiday cheer, this tee is the perfect way to show off your love for all things weird and wonderful. Plus, it makes a great conversation starter for any family gatherings or office parties. Who knows, you might just convince your friends and family to convert to the Church of Tsuchinoko. So let's make this Christmas extra magical and embrace the power of the Tsuchinoko. After all, miracles do happen...even if they're disguised as snake-like creatures with a penchant for Santa suits.