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Thicc Jokes Unisex Long Sleeve Sassy Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 91 Thicc Jokes Unisex Long Sleeve Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Sassy Jokes Humor Funny Sarcasm Sarcastic Animals Cats Dads Food Memes Mom Kids Moms Mothers Day Puns Mean Nsfw Parody Quotes

I Need A Thicc Daddy Greeting Card

I Need A Thicc Daddy Greeting Card

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

I Am Emotionally Devastated Time to Make a Joke Greeting Card

I Am Emotionally Devastated Time to Make a Joke Greeting Card

I am emotionally devastated. Time to make a joke! Show you use humor as a coping mechanism with this emotional disaster inspired design.

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself. Show that your time is valuable and you can't waste it on talking to other people with this funny sassy design.

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Mistle Hoe Greeting Card

Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe pun design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas jokes, and holiday humor!

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

Sharp Horse Greeting Card

You're sharp, sassy, and taking no shit. Show off your unicorn humor with this funny, "Sharp Horse" design! Perfect for unicorn lovers, unicorn jokes, unicorn quotes, horse humor and being magical!

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am Not a Free Sample Greeting Card

I am not a free sample, do not try me. Show that you are not to be trifled with in this sassy design.

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

DO NOT Take Me To Your Leader Greeting Card

Whether you're a socially awkward alien or a sassy extra terrestrial, this is the design to ensure your visit to Earth will be chill and nice and cool.

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Disapproving Ghost Greeting Card

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this funny, BoOoOo ghost pun design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Bite Me (Donut) Greeting Card

Bite Me (Donut) Greeting Card

I Donut believe it. You've gotten a rise outta me. You can bite my sprinkle crusted butt, bud. Get sassy with this cute but angry glazed donut!

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day From Your Favorite Financial Burden Greeting Card

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

You Want A Piece Of Me? Greeting Card

Show off your sassy side this Thanksgiving with this sassy pumpkin pie design featuring the pun, "You Want A Piece Of Me?" for your Thanksgiving humor! Perfect for loving pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving dinner, food puns, and holiday humor!

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Sleigh All Day Santa Greeting Card

Get ready to slay this holiday with this funny Christmas greeting card design featuring the text "Sleigh All Day" with an illustration of cool, pop culture santa! Perfect for getting in the holiday spirit, slaying, santa jokes, song parodies, holiday gifts and Christmas parties!

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly - Parody Greeting Card

Animal puns and booty are some of the best things in life! This song parody design "I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly" for the sassy jellyfish that feels bootylicious! Perfect for animal puns, animal jokes, song parody, animal parody, and jellyfish gifts!

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please! Get your sass and sunshine on with this fun beach inspired, vacation design.

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Greeting Card

If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass. Show that you're fancy and sassy with this funny kiss my ass design.

Pants Fancy Smarty Greeting Card

Pants Fancy Smarty Greeting Card

Fancy pants, smarty pants or no pants? Show that you're team no pants with this no pants pride design.

This Gig Rules Mom Greeting Card

This Gig Rules Mom Greeting Card

"This Gig Rules" Mom. Show that being a mom is the best job you ever had with this cute momma inspired design.

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

The Queen Of Not Taking Her Own Advice Greeting Card

Greetings fair citizens! 'Tis I, the Queen of Not Taking Her Own Advice. Show that you give good advice but you never follow it with this funny design.

Crackhead Energy Greeting Card

Crackhead Energy Greeting Card

For all of us that love our lil fuzzballs know that cats are the epitome of the term crackhead energy, especially when the zoomies kicks in! A funny and cute design for cat lovers alike.

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt Greeting Card

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle memes, turtle puns, and feelin sassy!

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Don't mind me I'm just deep in my feelings. Show off your moody shark humor with this, "Eating My Feelings" emotional shark design! Perfect for having feelings, food lovers and shark jokes!

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best! Show off your opossum love with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My" opossum, meme design with an opossum playing dead and then being awesome. Perfect for meme humor, opossum jokes, and feeling sassy! sassy if you don't love me at my then you dont deserve me at my opossum opossum cards opossum quotes meme gifts possum card possum.

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Greeting Card

I Put the Hoe in Hoedown Greeting Card

You can't spell hoedown without hoe! Yeehaw! Be sex positive with this funny cowboy themed design!

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Give Me Candy And Go Away Greeting Card

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Eggstra Greeting Card

Eggstra Greeting Card

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

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