The Kraken Greek Mythology Unisex Long Sleeve 80s T-Shirts

Hey baby, i saw you checkin me out. The ladies just loooove this long nose. I get so many treats, you have no idea!

Hey baby, i saw you checkin me out. The ladies just loooove this long nose. I get so many treats, you have no idea!

Mercorn? Seahorse-icorn? Unimaid? Confused narwhal? If you are several layers of magical, mythical, powerful, majestic, elusive, legendary, sparkly, and mesmerizing, this extremely chromatic hippocampus with a unicorn horn is for you!

Mercorn? Seahorse-icorn? Unimaid? Confused narwhal? If you are several layers of magical, mythical, powerful, majestic, elusive, legendary, sparkly, and mesmerizing, this extremely chromatic hippocampus with a unicorn horn is for you!

She's the sailor-drowning punk siren that will rock harder than a hurricane! This twist on the classic siren includes a punk mohawk, sleeves of old-school sailor tats, and a ferocious fish friend that might chew your hand off. Don't mess with this sassy siren or you'll get cursed at like a sailor!

She's the sailor-drowning punk siren that will rock harder than a hurricane! This twist on the classic siren includes a punk mohawk, sleeves of old-school sailor tats, and a ferocious fish friend that might chew your hand off. Don't mess with this sassy siren or you'll get cursed at like a sailor!

OMG I am like, TOTALLY Taurus!! If your love of 80s and 90s is only matched by your love of astrology, this retro design inspired by the rad neon patterns of yesteryear is for you!

OMG I am like, TOTALLY Taurus!! If your love of 80s and 90s is only matched by your love of astrology, this retro design inspired by the rad neon patterns of yesteryear is for you!

Gamers unite! Level up with style in this hilarious and incredibly soft racerback. The "How Much EXP Do I Get For This" graphic showcases your love for gaming and your determination to achieve greatness with every mission. Perfect for any gaming enthusiast, this fun and sassy shirt is great for wearing to gaming events, game-themed parties, or simply lounging around the house on a gaming marathon. It's also great for starting conversations with fellow gamers and showing off your pride in your skills. Comfortable on the skin and breathable, this racerback is perfect for those long gaming sessions where your thumbs are the only things working harder than your brain. Don't wait too long to grab yours and start your epic gaming journey today!

Get lost in some vaporwave vibes with this nostalgic 8bit palm tree pattern that'll be sure to invoke a sense of longing and sadness for a time you don't quite remember.

Get lost in some vaporwave vibes with this nostalgic 8bit palm tree pattern that'll be sure to invoke a sense of longing and sadness for a time you don't quite remember.

Being a dad isn't just about fathering kids, it's a state of mind. If you're the one responsible for herding your wild group of friends, keeping things in line, and ensuring everyone's safety, then this t-shirt was made for you. Our "I'm The Dad of The Friend Group" t-shirt is perfect for those who want to show off their dad vibes and take their role as the "dad" seriously. Whether you're on vacation, at a club, or simply hanging out with your friends, our funny and gag-worthy shirt will keep everyone entertained. So why not wear your title with pride and make sure everyone knows who's in charge? It's time to wear your dad vibes on your sleeve and let everyone know who's in command. Grab your shirt now and start taking control of your friend group like a boss!

Get trippy with this crunchy, glitchy pixel art design that calls back to a time when tvs would sometimes have spooky color splashes with long tones over them.

Get trippy with this crunchy, glitchy pixel art design that calls back to a time when tvs would sometimes have spooky color splashes with long tones over them.

Forward friends! Into the future in space! into the year 2000! Man will have surely conquered the stars by this date and if not well this retro science fiction themed t shirt will make you long for the days when the space race was intense and real and all of mankind looked at our chrome future in the planets, stars and flying cars. So forward friends, to the far off year of 2000!!

Throw some shade like an insanely cool pet detective from the 90s with this funny "lahoo zaher" loser design that's perfect for fans of Jim Carry in his glory days, bizarre 90s movies, long nostalgia trips, animals and veterinarians, and ironic outdated sayings.

Throw some shade like an insanely cool pet detective from the 90s with this funny "lahoo zaher" loser design that's perfect for fans of Jim Carry in his glory days, bizarre 90s movies, long nostalgia trips, animals and veterinarians, and ironic outdated sayings.

Throw some shade like an insanely cool pet detective from the 90s with this funny "lahoo zaher" loser design that's perfect for fans of Jim Carry in his glory days, bizarre 90s movies, long nostalgia trips, animals and veterinarians, and ironic outdated sayings.