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The Finger Blankets

Browse our collection of 15 The Finger Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Would You Kindly F*** Off? Blanket

Would You Kindly F*** Off? Blanket

I don't have time for your misogynist bullshit would you kindly F*** off? Please and thank you. Show some beautiful sass in this cute floral middle finger design.

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend Blanket Blanket

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend Blanket Blanket

Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, whether on the mound or on the finger diamonds are a girls best friend all year round.

Yee Frhawg Frog Blanket

Yee Frhawg Frog Blanket

Ride em' and ribbit, cowboy! Giddy up through the desert with this funny, cowboy frog design, featuring the phrase, "Yee Frhawg" with a frog in a cowboy hat with a finger gun.

Love Cats Hate Racism Blanket

Love Cats Hate Racism Blanket

I Love Cats - Hate Racism - cats also, obviously, hate racism. Show of your cat-lover anti-racist sass!

I Don't Believe In You Either Blanket

I Don't Believe In You Either Blanket

Don't believe in Santa? No worries, the feeling is mutual with this jolly ol' man!

Buzz Off Blanket

Buzz Off Blanket

I have grown weary of your nonsense. I may be cute as a bee, but I've got the attitude of a wasp. Now buzz off.

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This Blanket

Succ On This! This sassy succulent has had enough of your attitude!

Equality Blanket Blanket

Equality Blanket Blanket

Let the world know that your not willing to take any of the Patriarchy's crap! Rally your feminist sistren with this design featuring fingers with the words "Equality" tattooed on them and and for arms with a "Feminist Killjoy" tattoo on one and "Smash the Patriarchy" on the other.

Flicky Frog Blanket

Flicky Frog Blanket

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Blanket

Get Stuffed Teddy Bear Blanket

Bend over and get stuffed! This angry teddy knows what it's like, so now he's extending the offer to you. Clearly it's not pleasant.

Bad Knee Blanket

Bad Knee Blanket

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

I Do What I Want Cat Blanket

Show off your independence and rebelliousness with this sassy, cat lover's, careless feline inspired blanket! Go ahead and channel your inner cat, knock over some glasses, and do what you want!

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

This funny design features a retro woman with a string tied around her finger and the phrase "Oh dear I forgot to give a shit" and is perfect for showing the world that you live your life on your own terms and you don't give a shit!

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