Thank You Card Blankets

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this funny parody of thank you bags.

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

This emperor is a daddy, you pulled the daddy card! Show off your love for leather, daddies, queer culture and tarot decks with this "The Daddy" parody of the emperor tarot card design.

I yam so thankful! Show off your Thanksgiving gratitude with this, "I Yam Thankful" food pun design! Perfect for celebrating friends, family, and all the things to be thankful for!

The tarot cards are routed in history and deep superstition but have, for many, become a tool of fun. If you enjoy science fiction space operas than this awesome take on the star (17) tarot card is perfect, especially if you have home planets to destroy. So get ready to blast away the light side of the force with this awesome death star themed "The Star" Tarot card!

The tarot cards are routed in history and deep superstition but have, for many, become a tool of fun. If you enjoy science fiction space operas than this awesome take on the star (17) tarot card is perfect, especially if you have home planets to destroy. So get ready to blast away the light side of the force with this awesome death star themed "The Star" Tarot card!

Feelin' lucky? Show off your love for card playing with this cute, hearts, spades, clubs and diamonds, card deck pattern blanket home decor.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card the hermit blanket!

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

Do you feel like you're stuck in a rut? Let our Kermit Tarot Card blanket be your guide to achievement! This Muppet prophetically delivers a message of growth, encouraging you to jump out of your comfort zone like he does off a log. With a sly grin, he reminds you to ignore the naysayers because after all, it's none of their business what you do. So, channel your inner amphibian, and take a leap of faith towards success with this humorous and inspiring blanket. Wrap yourself in the comfort of Kermit's wisdom, and embrace your destiny with this statement-making piece of home decor.

Thank the one true god for the right to practice pagan rituals and believe in non-Abrahamic religions with this funny parody "Thank God" design!

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

In Tarot, the tower card is usually read as an omen of disaster...But this version sure isn't, unless your version of disaster is too much breakfast food! Whether you're a fan of the occult with a sense of humor, or a lover of breakfast food, this tarot card blanket is a cute, funny choice of accessory for anyone looking for cute bedding!

Accept the end of things and embrace change with this trippy, colorful, pixel art interpretation of the Death Tarot Card from the Rider-Waite-Smith tarot deck!

Every witch has the subconscious desire to draw cards from a deck that is absolutely about to call them out. Give into your urges to do witchy stuff with this groovy take on "the feminine urge" meme featuring a witch's hand holding the Sun, Moon, and Star tarot cards!

Behold the ruler of all, the ego, the burger king, the burger supreme, the big beef, the Holder of Opulent Condiment, the Burger Emperor! Show your love of tarot cards, gourmet burgers, tarot card art, cheeky jokes, cute food, burgers, and the occult with this burger canvas print perfect for fans of mysticism and delicious greasy junk food wedged between a tasty bun.

Find your strength in your femininity with this pastel magical girl tarot card for Strength. A tarot card shirt will make you feel powerful and pink, with your adorable pastel goth lolita outfit and your lion head hammer. Magical girls and witchy occult girls unite!

The tower represents sudden change and upheaval---like a sick come-behind clutch victory! Turn this card over and awaken frames that only 27,000 RGB lights can deliver!

All you youngters beware, for Krampus isn't the only holiday monster you need to worry about. If you hear a pitiful meow in the dead of the night, it means you didn't appreciate those socks grandma gave you for christmas. They could be the only thing saving you from Jlaktturinn...

This spoopy blanket is perfect for those ready to join Mr. Skeltal's skeleton army of doot doots. Just remember, "Thank Mr. Skeltal." and good bones and calcium will follow. This halloween shirt is great for fans of spoopy skeleton, spoopy blankets, skeleton decor, mr skeltal, skeleton memes, and halloween memes.

You're full of making great points, show off your wisdom with this "Thanks For Coming To My Ted Talk" meme design! Perfect for going on a rant, being sassy, and sharing your thoughts!

Calling all femmes, thems, and magical beings that enjoy the sparklier things in life! Feel your witchy fantasy with this super fun sparkle deck.

You can escape death, you say? hah... Omae wa mou shindeiru... NANI?? Claim lives and put smiles on anime and meme lovers faces with this Death Tarot card design!

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Happy Valentines Day or something. Flirt with this funny conversation heart greeting card.

I don't have time for your misogynist bullshit would you kindly F*** off? Please and thank you. Show some beautiful sass in this cute floral middle finger design.

"You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why~" Even when you don't believe in Krampus or yourself, at least Krampus will always believe in you. <3 Celebrate the cynical, wicked side of Christmas with this "Krampus Believes in You" design!

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

The Little Hormone That Could is behind you all the way, helping you along with good feelings of happiness and tranquility! If serotonin thinks you can, then by god you have a chance!