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Browse our collection of 30 Text Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Gallifreyan Text Pattern Blanket

Gallifreyan Text Pattern Blanket

All of time and space is at your fingertips with the cryptic words of the Time Lords emblazoned across this design! Can you read the secrets of the universe in this pattern?

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Skull (Black Text) Blanket

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Skull (Black Text) Blanket

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Skull (White Text) Blanket

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Skull (White Text) Blanket

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Pumpkin (White Text) Blanket

Due To Personal Reasons It Is Now Halloween Pumpkin (White Text) Blanket

Hey, we just tell it as we see it- Happy Spoopy Season everyone!

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Blanket

It Be Like That Sometimes Script Blanket

We all know it really be like that sometimes. Share in our collective struggles and life with this decorative, "It Be Like That Sometimes" script design.

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Pattern Blanket

Boo, Bitch! Get sassy this Halloween with the coolest ghosts in town.

Magical Goth Unicorn Blanket

Magical Goth Unicorn Blanket

You're no ordinary goth, you're a magical goth. Show off your occult, witchy, dark magic with this, "Magical Goth Unicorn" design. Great goth gifts featuring drip text and a melting unicorn!

Hot Boy Summer Blanket

Hot Boy Summer Blanket

Boys can have a Hot lil Summer, too! Get your Hot Boy Summer on in this warm and sunny design.

Cute But Stressed Blanket

Cute But Stressed Blanket

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

I Feel Nothing Sorry Not Sorry Blanket

I Feel Nothing Sorry Not Sorry Blanket

Share with your loved ones that apathy is your valentine. This funny valentine design features the text "I Feel Nothing Sorry Not Sorry" written on valentine candy hearts. Perfect for an anti valentine, valentine jokes, breakup card, mean valentine, single valentine, awkward valentine, and valentine humor!

New Year Same Queer Blanket

New Year Same Queer Blanket

Yaas, Queen! Another year in the books! Stay your sassy self and celebrate the new year.

Trans Women Are Women Blanket

Trans Women Are Women Blanket

Trans Women Are Women and it's not up for debate! Take a stand and support trans rights in this retro text tee.

Greendale Community College Alumni Blanket

Greendale Community College Alumni Blanket

Represent you favorite misfit study group with this Community inspired design. This design feature's Greendale's anus logo and the text "Greendale Community College Alumni.

Mad Stacks Yo Blanket Blanket

Mad Stacks Yo Blanket Blanket

If you're in academia you know you get some mad stacks of paper yo. Get a laugh out of your fellow students with this pile of textbooks blanket!

Who's Joe Daddy? Blanket

Who's Joe Daddy? Blanket

Show off your love of Joe with this Joe Biden design featuring the text "Who's Joe Daddy?" (cuz have you SEEN young Joe Biden???). Perfect for a democrat, liberal, political humor, politics jokes, Joe Biden memes, and loving the vice president!

Holiday Drinking Team Blanket

Holiday Drinking Team Blanket

Get your drinking team ready for the holidays with this funny holiday drinking design featuring the text "Holiday Drinking Team" with illustrations of some festive beers and a Christmas tree! Perfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, holiday drinking, teams, and celebrating Christmas together drinking!

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries! You may be a lil hot and spicy, but you're also a great friend - show off your fire sign vibes with this boho vintage inspired Aries patch design!

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

We Are The Ones We Need Retro Flowers Blanket

We Are The Ones We Need Retro Flowers Blanket

Community and compassion will bring real change. Share your passion for people over politics with this, "We Are The Ones We Need" colorful, retro flowers design with hand written text.

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Harvest Mice Emoji Floral Pattern Blanket

Harvest Mice Emoji Floral Pattern Blanket

The Harvest Mice are popping out of their flowers to say, HEWWO! Show off your love for harvest mice, florals and emojis and texting with this funny, cute, blanket home decor design!

Crazy Cat Lady? I Prefer The Term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast Blanket

Crazy Cat Lady? I Prefer The Term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast Blanket

This cat lover design features the text "Crazy Cat Lady? I Prefer The Term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast" for the crazy cat lady that wants to admit it yet also articulate her specific love for cats! Perfect for a cat lover, cat gifts, cat love, cat quotes, cat lover gifts, and cat owner!

Science Squad Blanket

Science Squad Blanket

Celebrate the squad goals that is Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Carl Sagan with this popular science trio design featuring the text "Science Squad" and their illustrated portraits! Show the world your science love with this design perfect as a gift for scientists, science nerds, and science teachers!

Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Equality And Social Justice Blanket

Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Equality And Social Justice Blanket

Girls don't like boys, girls like equality and social justice! Fight the patriarchy with this rock 'n roll feminist design with a vintage fadeout texture. Celebrate feminism and spread the word with this text based blanket as you work to make the world a more equal place for everyone.

Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Equality And Social Justice Blanket

Girls Don't Like Boys Girls Like Equality And Social Justice Blanket

Girls don't like boys, girls like equality and social justice! Fight the patriarchy with this rock 'n roll feminist design with a vintage fadeout texture. Celebrate feminism and spread the word with this text based blanket as you work to make the world a more equal place for everyone.

Here To Crash Your Party Blanket

Here To Crash Your Party Blanket

Maleficent is one bad bitch. Show that your are too with this Sleeping Beauty themed design featuring illustrations of green thorns and purple text reading "Here to Crash Your Party." Every good fairytale needs and evil villain that can turn into a dragon when someone tries to kick her out of her castle.

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Heathen Season Christmas Blanket

Heathen Season Christmas Blanket

It's heathen season! Celebrate the best time of year with this funny Christmas, witchy, heathen design featuring the text "Heathen Season" with holly berries and leaves and a pentagram wrapped in holiday lights!

Basic Fall Bitch Blanket

Basic Fall Bitch Blanket

Show off your basic side this fall, because who cares you can wear and like whatever you want! This funny fall design features the text "Basic Fall Bitch" for when you want to wear legging and sip your pumpkin spice latte. Perfect for loving fall and autumn, and celebrating the fall season!

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them Blanket

Show off your support for diversity and representation with this funny political design featuring the text "I've Got 99 Problems And White Heteronormative Patriarchy Is Basically All Of Them" to celebrate minorities and our melting pot of culture! Perfect for sassy feminists, LGBT pride, minority rights, social justice, liberals, protests and smashing the patriarchy!

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