Syllabus Meme Derpy Tank Tops

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

Hoi, am Toed! Sit on shroom, eat fli. Livin the life.

Sorry, this head is completely empty, Scooped of all my head goop. No thoughts, only halloween.

Sorry, this head is completely empty, Scooped of all my head goop. No thoughts, only halloween.

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

Hoi! Am Borzoi! Nose long, will sniff! This derpy long nosed dog has taken the internet over by storm. Show your love for the Borzoi with this derpy design!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

This lil guy is just as cute as the next frog. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

Gotta go ferst. must defet eggnog. save hole wurl.

Gotta go ferst. must defet eggnog. save hole wurl.

hellu, am snel. Am here to eat plant and leave goo. Do you have any fresh leaves to spare?

hellu, am snel. Am here to eat plant and leave goo. Do you have any fresh leaves to spare?

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

Hoi! Am flerminger! I eat shirmp, make fether pink. Stand on one leggie, look pretty!!

Am strong, much punch. Must find emerowlds.

Am strong, much punch. Must find emerowlds.

hoi, am sner mern! Am very cold, but have a big, warm heart! Pls hug?

hoi, am sner mern! Am very cold, but have a big, warm heart! Pls hug?

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Hoi, am mershrerm! Invite me to parties, cuz I'm a pretty fungi... Wait, no, don't lick me, I'm not THAT kind of mershrerm!

Hoi, am mershrerm! Invite me to parties, cuz I'm a pretty fungi... Wait, no, don't lick me, I'm not THAT kind of mershrerm!

Man, derpy frogs make me laugh so hard I might croak! These adorably silly FORGS are here to bring a smile to your face. Don't worry, be hoppy!

Man, derpy frogs make me laugh so hard I might croak! These adorably silly FORGS are here to bring a smile to your face. Don't worry, be hoppy!

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Here I go, off to save the wurll! gotta save princess zaldo! Use the sword of ebils ban to defet gernanz.

Here I go, off to save the wurll! gotta save princess zaldo! Use the sword of ebils ban to defet gernanz.